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spike heels: pedial weapon

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[QUOTE=Jelymag]
spike heels: pedial weapon

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Self-propelled recording device.

Airplane.

Airplane: Flying conveyance for people, cargo or weapons. Warning: may produce white knuckles.

Airport.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Airplane: Flying conveyance for people, cargo or weapons. Warning: may produce white knuckles.

Airport.
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Viktor Navorski’s home for 9 months.

Cocoa Bread.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Viktor Navorski’s home for 9 months.

Cocoa Bread.
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A flour and cocoa suspension matrix.

IRS auditor