Euphemisms for...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I thought this might be fun. Find a euphemism for the thing named, and then think of something for the next poster to find one for.

For example, I’m first so I’ll just think of my own. I’ll pick a boring and easy one as an example:

trash collector.
Euphemism: environmental advocate
OK, so the next poster gets:

Prostitute.

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shrug

How about ‘physical gratification associate.’

Mine is: moldy bread.

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[QUOTE=chrisk]
shrug

How about ‘physical gratification associate.’

Mine is: moldy bread.
[/QUOTE]

Science Project.
Doorman

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[QUOTE=chrisk]
Mine is: moldy bread.
[/QUOTE]

“Pre-Penicillin”

Kitten.

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Science Project.
Doorman
[/QUOTE]

Doorman = Edifice Portal Operator

[QUOTE=silenus]
“Pre-Penicillin”

Kitten.
[/QUOTE]

Kitten = Potential Vertical Window Covering Shredder

Your word is: Carny

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Looks like we’ve got yourselves a Simul-ism! :smiley:

duck & run away!

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[QUOTE=erie774]
Your word is: Carny
[/QUOTE]

Monetary deposit removal engineer.

Next Word: Sail Boat

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Sailboat: Wind-powered transport.

Rat.

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[QUOTE=cmkeller]
Sailboat: Wind-powered transport.

Rat.
[/QUOTE]

Rat: Informant.
Failing grade.

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Failing Grade: Repeat Learning Opportunity
Godzilla attack

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]

Failing grade.
[/QUOTE]

“Demonstates a lack of subject knowledge”

Next word: pillow

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]
“Demonstates a lack of subject knowledge”

Next word: pillow
[/QUOTE]
Cranial Support Device.

Godzilla Attack: Hominoidean Policing Action

Bicycle.

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]
“Demonstates a lack of subject knowledge”

Next word: pillow
[/QUOTE]

self adjusting head and neck support.
Warranty manager/clerk?
(curious where that will go)
Fry

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Cranial Support Device.

Bicycle.
[/QUOTE]

Automatic wedgie machine
Fry

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Fry - Tag graffiti on a power substation

Escargot

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[QUOTE=cmkeller]

Escargot
[/QUOTE]

Garlic butter delivery system.

kitchen.

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Escargot: Formerly living self-sheltering vegetarian lifeform

Telephone

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Telephone: audio-based menu selection system

Roof?

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[QUOTE=cmkeller]
Sailboat: Wind-powered transport.

Rat.
[/QUOTE]

There’s a euphemism for Sailboat? I didn’t even know it was a distasteful word! :eek:

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[QUOTE=Sailboat]
There’s a euphemism for Sailboat? I didn’t even know it was a distasteful word! :eek:
[/QUOTE]

*Monetary Disposal Unit or Thing in water that you keep throwing money in. *

[QUOTE=Barrington]
Roof?
[/QUOTE]

House Top
How about an Elephant

Jim (A sailor)