I thought this might be fun. Find a euphemism for the thing named, and then think of something for the next poster to find one for.
For example, I’m first so I’ll just think of my own. I’ll pick a boring and easy one as an example:
Euphemism: environmental advocate
OK, so the next poster gets:
How about ‘physical gratification associate.’
Mine is: moldy bread.
Doorman = Edifice Portal Operator
Kitten = Potential Vertical Window Covering Shredder
Your word is: Carny
Looks like we’ve got yourselves a Simul-ism!
duck & run away!
Monetary deposit removal engineer.
Next Word: Sail Boat
Sailboat: Wind-powered transport.
Failing Grade: Repeat Learning Opportunity
“Demonstates a lack of subject knowledge”
Next word: pillow
Cranial Support Device.
Godzilla Attack: Hominoidean Policing Action
self adjusting head and neck support.
(curious where that will go)
Automatic wedgie machine
Garlic butter delivery system.
Escargot: Formerly living self-sheltering vegetarian lifeform
Telephone: audio-based menu selection system
There’s a euphemism for Sailboat? I didn’t even know it was a distasteful word! :eek:
*Monetary Disposal Unit or Thing in water that you keep throwing money in. *
How about an Elephant
Jim (A sailor)