Euphemisms for...

Un-Twinned Feline.

Gobstopper.

Child mute.

Turkey sandwich.

post-Thanksgiving surplus disposal system

wet blanket

Soggy bed covering

Vibrator

Male enhancement

Rhubarb

Rhubarb: Amateur theater crowd-noise phrase.

Cheetah.

A Southerner Who Plagiarizes.

Ginsu Knife.

Can carver.

Television.

Electron coordination unit.

Star Wars.

Star Wars: Strategic Defense Initiative.

The Reagan Administration.

The Reagan Administration: founding members of Ketchup Advocates of America

Next: post-it note

Post-it note: Convenient small sticky reminder.

Fountain pen.

The proper device to convey ink to shirt.

Rubick’s cube.

Rubik’s Cube: Mentally stimulating, nonelectronic multicolored handheld gaming device.

Backgammon.

My Real College Major.

Lottery.

Voluntary Tax or the ability to buy a fleeting dream.

Dinosaur

Intelligent Self-designing Singularity, Sauropod Division.

Toothbrush

Toothpaste-delivery apparatus
George Steinbrenner

George Steinbrenner: Self-important, eternally-interfering, presidentially-pardoned, Seinfeld-spoofed owner of a relatively well-known Major League Baseball team.

Home plate.

Daily supper supporter

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