Euphemisms for...

Un-Twinned Feline.

Gobstopper.

[QUOTE=wendigo1974]
Un-Twinned Feline.

Gobstopper.
[/QUOTE]
Child mute.

Turkey sandwich.

post-Thanksgiving surplus disposal system

wet blanket

[QUOTE=Harriet the Spry]
post-Thanksgiving surplus disposal system

wet blanket
[/QUOTE]

Soggy bed covering

Vibrator

[QUOTE=chowder]
Soggy bed covering

Vibrator
[/QUOTE]

Male enhancement

Rhubarb

Rhubarb: Amateur theater crowd-noise phrase.

Cheetah.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Rhubarb: Amateur theater crowd-noise phrase.

Cheetah.
[/QUOTE]
A Southerner Who Plagiarizes.

Ginsu Knife.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Ginsu Knife.
[/QUOTE]
Can carver.

Television.

[QUOTE=Risha]
Television.
[/QUOTE]

Electron coordination unit.

Star Wars.

Star Wars: Strategic Defense Initiative.

The Reagan Administration.

The Reagan Administration: founding members of Ketchup Advocates of America

Next: post-it note

Post-it note: Convenient small sticky reminder.

Fountain pen.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Post-it note: Convenient small sticky reminder.

Fountain pen.
[/QUOTE]
The proper device to convey ink to shirt.

Rubick’s cube.

Rubik’s Cube: Mentally stimulating, nonelectronic multicolored handheld gaming device.

Backgammon.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Rubik’s Cube: Mentally stimulating, nonelectronic multicolored handheld gaming device.

Backgammon.
[/QUOTE]
My Real College Major.

Lottery.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
My Real College Major.

Lottery.
[/QUOTE]

Voluntary Tax or the ability to buy a fleeting dream.

Dinosaur

[QUOTE=What Exit?]

Dinosaur
[/QUOTE]

Intelligent Self-designing Singularity, Sauropod Division.

Toothbrush

Toothpaste-delivery apparatus
George Steinbrenner

George Steinbrenner: Self-important, eternally-interfering, presidentially-pardoned, Seinfeld-spoofed owner of a relatively well-known Major League Baseball team.

Home plate.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
George Steinbrenner: Self-important, eternally-interfering, presidentially-pardoned, Seinfeld-spoofed owner of a relatively well-known Major League Baseball team.

Home plate.
[/QUOTE]

Daily supper supporter

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