Diarrhea: Remarkably frequent liquid fecal excretions.
Bill O’Reilly.
Diarrhea
Milquetoast
Democrat.
Vodka.
Delicious clear liquid with a kick?
Ramen Noodles
Food substitute
Alarm clock
Stolen electronics delivery via interstate national delivery
Pilferred power posted using onward transmission over countrywide network road or rail system.
Mailman
First of all, it should be mailperson. So stop being so insensitive toward our friends with vaginas, chowder. But this thread is about euphemisms, not PC-isms, so for my euphemism I will say:
Personal/Business Correspondence Delivery Specialist
Next:
Suicide
Very Strong Self Criticism
Next: Insurance Agent (I tried to check, it hasn’t been done in this thread has it?)
Brendon Small
Insurance Agent: Injury Oddsmaker
Message board
Message board: Social networking social network
Next: snot
Snot: Nasal secretions with lubricative properties
Flashlight
Flashlight: Battery Powered Night Vision
Chapstick
Male appendage useful for production of offspring.
Chicken
Tasty feathered joke generator.
Nobody picked up wristwatch yet.
Old-fashioned timekeeping device, still useful for expressing boredom.
And now, lawnmower!
Sometimes Hal Briston Pleasure Receptable.
Beer hat
A labor saving pilsner mover that stops working when the wearer falls down.
Backyard grill.
Weiner warmer.
Bottlecap
Bottlecap: Fizz-and-liquid-retention device
Next: Pug
Nostrily-impaired yapper creature
Siamese cat.