Diarrhea: Remarkably frequent liquid fecal excretions.
Bill O’Reilly.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Diarrhea: Remarkably frequent liquid fecal excretions.
Bill O’Reilly.
[/QUOTE]
Diarrhea
Milquetoast
[QUOTE=Subterraneanus]
Milquetoast
[/QUOTE]
Democrat.
Vodka.
[QUOTE=Lakai]
Vodka.
[/QUOTE]
Delicious clear liquid with a kick?
Ramen Noodles
[QUOTE=brendon_small]
Delicious clear liquid with a kick?
Ramen Noodles
[/QUOTE]
Food substitute
Alarm clock
[QUOTE=AskNott]
Fence post.
[/QUOTE]
Stolen electronics delivery via interstate national delivery
[QUOTE=fighting ignorant]
Stolen electronics delivery via interstate national delivery
[/QUOTE]
Pilferred power posted using onward transmission over countrywide network road or rail system.
Mailman
[QUOTE=chowder]
Mailman
[/QUOTE]
First of all, it should be mailperson. So stop being so insensitive toward our friends with vaginas, chowder. But this thread is about euphemisms, not PC-isms, so for my euphemism I will say:
Personal/Business Correspondence Delivery Specialist
Next:
Suicide
[QUOTE=Rigamarole]
Suicide
[/QUOTE]
Very Strong Self Criticism
Next: Insurance Agent (I tried to check, it hasn’t been done in this thread has it?)
Brendon Small
[QUOTE=brendon_small]
Next: Insurance Agent
[/QUOTE]
Insurance Agent: Injury Oddsmaker
Message board
Message board: Social networking social network
Next: snot
Snot: Nasal secretions with lubricative properties
Flashlight
Flashlight: Battery Powered Night Vision
Chapstick
[QUOTE=hocow]
Flashlight: Battery Powered Night Vision
Chapstick
[/QUOTE]
Male appendage useful for production of offspring.
Chicken
[QUOTE=chowder]
Male appendage useful for production of offspring.
Chicken
[/QUOTE]
Tasty feathered joke generator.
Nobody picked up wristwatch yet.
Old-fashioned timekeeping device, still useful for expressing boredom.
And now, lawnmower!
[QUOTE=AskNott]
Tasty feathered joke generator.
Nobody picked up wristwatch yet.
Old-fashioned timekeeping device, still useful for expressing boredom.
And now, lawnmower!
[/QUOTE]
Sometimes Hal Briston Pleasure Receptable.
Beer hat
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Sometimes Hal Briston Pleasure Receptable.
Beer hat
[/QUOTE]
A labor saving pilsner mover that stops working when the wearer falls down.
Backyard grill.
[QUOTE=AskNott]
A labor saving pilsner mover that stops working when the wearer falls down.
Backyard grill.
[/QUOTE]
Weiner warmer.
Bottlecap
Bottlecap: Fizz-and-liquid-retention device
Next: Pug
[QUOTE=brendon_small]
Bottlecap: Fizz-and-liquid-retention device
Next: Pug
[/QUOTE]
Nostrily-impaired yapper creature
Siamese cat.