Human generated currency generating mechanism
Coffee
‘America vs. The World’ debate topic
diet soda
Diet soda: Bubbly overpriced ill-flavored water.
Cavities.
Dietr Soda - Carmel colored weighwatcher’s crutch
Gnarled Branch
Free-spirited wood extension
’N Sync
Pssst. A euphemism is supposed to make a thing sound better, not worse!
Health-enhancing fluid refreshment
That better, grumpy-Gus?
Total Waste of Carbon.
Reese’s Pieces
Autumn colored happy pills
turkey buzzard
A misspelled rock band.
Fence post.
Stolen property exchange site
Grunt
Not true, my definition will get a much less harsh reaction than just saying Telemarketer. 
Porcine chuckle.
Librarian
An Infrequently Posting StraightDope Member
License Plate.
Mechanically transported certificate of identity.
Wristwatch.
Inconvenient inmate punched hunk of gliphed metal.
nads
Chutzpah In Da Hood.
mayonnaise
Semenesque condiment
or…
Egg-derived sandwich spread.
Next: Rap music
Noyz in da hood.
France
Residence of conflict-averse, dairy-product-loving simians.
Next: diarrhoea