Human generated currency generating mechanism
Coffee
[QUOTE=Subterraneanus]
Life
Football
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‘America vs. The World’ debate topic
diet soda
Diet soda: Bubbly overpriced ill-flavored water.
Cavities.
[QUOTE=garygnu]
‘America vs. The World’ debate topic
diet soda
[/QUOTE]
Dietr Soda - Carmel colored weighwatcher’s crutch
Gnarled Branch
Free-spirited wood extension
’N Sync
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Diet soda: Bubbly overpriced ill-flavored water.
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Pssst. A euphemism is supposed to make a thing sound better, not worse!
[QUOTE=garygnu]
diet soda
[/QUOTE]
Health-enhancing fluid refreshment
That better, grumpy-Gus?
[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]
Free-spirited wood extension
'N Sync
[/QUOTE]
Total Waste of Carbon.
Reese’s Pieces
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Total Waste of Carbon.
Reese’s Pieces
[/QUOTE]
Autumn colored happy pills
turkey buzzard
[QUOTE=Phlosphr]
Autumn colored happy pills
turkey buzzard
[/QUOTE]
A misspelled rock band.
Fence post.
[QUOTE=AskNott]
Fence post.
[/QUOTE]
Stolen property exchange site
Grunt
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Portable bread-heating device.
Another victim of simulposts: Warranty manager/clerk
What Exit?: Your definition of “telemarketer” is actually more of a dysphemism, or even a cacophemism. Then again, it is a more pleasant description of telephone solicitors than the one you’d have posted were this a Pit thread… 
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Not true, my definition will get a much less harsh reaction than just saying Telemarketer. 
[QUOTE=tdn]
Grunt
[/QUOTE]
Porcine chuckle.
Librarian
[QUOTE=pinkfreud]
Porcine chuckle.
Librarian
[/QUOTE]
An Infrequently Posting StraightDope Member
License Plate.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
An Infrequently Posting StraightDope Member
License Plate.
[/QUOTE]
Mechanically transported certificate of identity.
Wristwatch.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
An Infrequently Posting StraightDope Member
License Plate.
[/QUOTE]
Inconvenient inmate punched hunk of gliphed metal.
nads
[QUOTE=Phlosphr]
Inconvenient inmate punched hunk of gliphed metal.
nads
[/QUOTE]
Chutzpah In Da Hood.
mayonnaise
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Chutzpah In Da Hood.
mayonnaise
[/QUOTE]
Semenesque condiment
or…
Egg-derived sandwich spread.
Next: Rap music
[QUOTE=dwc1970]
Next: Rap music
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Noyz in da hood.
France
[QUOTE=pinkfreud]
France
[/QUOTE]
Residence of conflict-averse, dairy-product-loving simians.
Next: diarrhoea