Maybe somebody should ask Cecil the origin of the term “Going commando”. ;j He is the all powerful and all knowing Cecil Adams, after all. I’d ask, but I’m not sure how to go about that.
I remember a nightclub that got into some controversy with one of their gimmicks. They advertised free entry and a couple of drinks to girls without knickers. If she wanted to take up the offer, the girl just had to walk over a mirror near the door bitch for verification purposes.
The only time I go without is when I’m riding a bike whilst wearing knicks. Non-cyclists seem disgusted at the thought of this but it’s the whole reason you spend so much on knicks without any inner seams. Wearing undies would defeat the purpose of knicks. So you can just call me ‘Nicholas’ when I’m on a bike.