WHOOAAHH!!! that will teach me not to leave and help a customer while I’m in the middle of replying!! Damn people on the phone callin all day!!
Watch it, Whammo. I’ve got a moderator watching my back now.
Heh. 
[John Wayne]
Now what have we got here? Two peckerheads who won’t share and just end up upsetting the little lady here?
Now you two clean up your act before I have to come down there and start cracking some heads together.
[/John Wayne]
peh keh me gaaaa (assorted spluttering sounds)
ju…ju…jussss…JUST BEER?!?!
:::::eye twitching::::must…remain…calm:::::
Euty i’ve all the respect in the world for you man… but i just cant stand someone talking down about beer…Perse you’re a lovely lady and all… but please, please… could you take that back so i can sleep tonight?
Upham…no.
I’m really enjoying watching your little face turn all those shades of purple. And how do you get your eyes to bug out like that without them just poinking right out of the scokets? That is SO cool! Teach me how to do that!
Muaahahahahahaha…
Hey Upham! It’s just beer! Just beer! Just beer! Neener neener neener! 
MY GOD WOMAN!! I’ve a bad heart, are you trying to kill me???
:::GASP:::
Whammo, the keg… quick… i think i’m dyin and i aint goin out sober!!!