…its true. I don’t know about the rest of you but I for one demand vegetables.
Not because I like them… vegetables are food for food… but just because she’s hiding them.
We don’t need a party just to eat vegetables do we?? NO… just like I don’t need a party to drink beer… everynight would be a party!
Who’s with me??
You have inside information?
Psst… I don’t know if its the same veggie tray, but someone left one in the break room here at work, and we don’t know where it came from…
“Pursephone,” who is this “Pursephone?”
I could go for some tiny-carrots right now, maybe I should ask Persephone. 
Does she have cheeze whiz for the celery sticks, cuz damn.
Whammo, if you tell me what the fuck this, “Everybody! Pursephone us hiding a Vegetable tray from us!” is supposed to say, I’d be happy to fix it. As it now stands, I’ve got not a clue.
Well at this very moment I am secreting two melons, an onion and a cucumber on my person.
Sorry, no cherry
I WORK with vegetables… they only think they’re human…
What’s that refer to?
Well if you must know, it is a certain part of my booty, uhm I mean body that’s round, firm and so good it’ll make you cry.
Modesty prevents me from elaborating further :rolleyes:
Well someone should make sure the tray doesn’t have any pomegranates on it. Winter’s long enough, dammit.
I’m not hiding a vegetable tray!
It’s right here, next to my computer. I’m slowly nibbling away at it.
I prepared it in honor of Whammo’s 2000th post. I emailed him shortly after he hit it, and told asked him if he was going to throw a post party. He oh so modestly said no. I siad “fine, I guess I’ll just have to keep this vegetable tray.”
So you see, this thread is just a ploy by the resident MPSIMS FREAK to call me out & throw him a post party. Which I’m NOT going to do, because it’s “that time of the month” and not only would I make a very bad hostess, I’ve already drunk all the beer and eaten the chocolate fondue.
Nope. I’m not doing it. No post party for you, Whammo.
Nope, I mean it.
Oh, dammit. Whammo, you are SO lucky I saved the shrimp tray and the Guinness. And yes, there’s Cheez Wiz for the celery.
Mmm… left over shrimp… how many days THIS been sitting out? Just rinse the slime off, they’ll be fine.
And no party thank you… just the food. 
SCREW THE VEGGIE TRAY! WHERE’S THE KEG?!
Life’s short and i aint got time for stuff’s that’s gonne sit in my stomach and suck up all my precious alcahol!!
Upham
wraps arms around keg This is MY keg!!! Go find your own!!! sits crossleg on the floor and drinks from the tap… eyes everybody suspiciously
Whammo
I am not a strong man.
I am not a smart man.
I am not a fast man.
I am not a handsom man.
I am not a man likely to ever own his own home.
I am not a well tanned man.
I am not a good man to lend $5 to.
I am not a physically active man.
But Whammo, if you don’t get the hell away from that keg, you’re gonna be a dead man.
Upham
OH HO!!! Thats RICH!!! I would just like to see the man who thinks he could take me on when alcohol is on the line!! snicker …and trust me looks you up and down, you’re not him!! Ha HA!
…BTW… I like the way you sign your “nick” to your post… gee… I’m sure glad you did, boy, I didn’t know what your “nick” was!!
NOW! Back away from the beer BUB.
doesn’t move from crosslegged position and doesn’t stop drinking beer from tap… just furrows brow
Whammo the time for arguement, bateing, bitching and trying to bluff your way out of this is past.
Now there is only you, me, my sledgehammer, and one very full (rather slimy…did you have to suck on it like that??) KEG.
Make your peace with what ever you need to, sir, you’ve just gotten inbetween a Canadian and his brew.
Upham (i sign because i care)
:::grabs Whammo & Upham & knocks their heads together:::
Fer cryin’ out loud! It’s just beer! Now share!
Now! Don’t make me have to come over here again, or I’ll take it away.
I corrected the thread title.
“Pursephone” just sounded too much like a communications device you’d carry in a handbag.
Hey Purse!.. who corrected your name in title??
…and ya know… we wouldn’t have to fight if he would just get his own keg from the pile over there in the corner and quit trying to take MINE!!