. . . get in a car accident.
. . . sit through Black Knight.
Contribute money to Jack Chick, Fred Phelps, or other religious nutbags.
Be mean to critters, including tiny human critters.
put salt in their eye
never.
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Everyone in their life time should never say never.
Poke a tazer into their happy bits. No, into ANY bits.
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I can’t kill ants?
…inject heroin.
Beat their children.
Get sexually abused.
Tell your own fucking daughter that she’s the reason your husband/her father is dead.
Have Earl Grey with goat’s milk.
Seriously, don’t.
Close their mind to the possibilities.
Or sexually abuse another human being.
Listen to Vogon poetry.
Nev-never put salt in your eye. Always put salt in your eye.
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Gaaahhhahahh!
But seriously - never neglect your eyes, especially if you wear contacts. Eyesight is a tough thing to get back once it’s gone.
Be afraid to take a risk. (Yes, I do have a theme going)
Never forget to take the plunger out of the toilet before eating the lamb vindaloo.
Put the lime in the coconut.
Pee on an electric fence.
I speak from experience–don’t do it.
Can we read it? 'Cause I just did and I don’t want to think I did something wrong.
Back on topic:
if you’re female, you should never try to pee out a second story window while stoned. Actually, don’t even try it while not stoned. We’re just not equipped for peeing out windows. No, I did not do this - but my sister did 
Say “I believe it because I was brought up to believe it.”
Stop asking “Why?” or “What if . . . ?”
Eat haggis.