Everyone should know what an asshole Budget Player Cadet is

Who else uses a (non-sig, therefore non-hideable) signoff in every post they make? Tell me so I may contemn them as well. I know of no other poster who does this.

I can think of at least three others:

1). MtgMan - ‘Enjoy, Steven.’
2). mangeorge - ‘Peace, mangeorge’
3). Mean Mr Mustard. - ‘MMM’

I’m sure there are more.

Cheerio,

DWB

[sub]Yeah, I’m doing it too from now on. This entire tangent is ridiculous.[/sub]

I wouldn’t count MMM with the other two or Shodan, it’s just his initials not a salutation. The other two go on the list (unless either of them’re doing it specifically to mock Shodan, cause that shit’s hi-larious)

Not that the list means anything. I mean, I’m not a fan of the practice, but it’s not his sign-off that’s the worst thing about Shodan. It’s, you know, his actual posts.

Here’s your post to which I was referring…

No distortion is necessary. This is just a really, really dumb post on your part.

It’s not just “older posters”. It’s not that anyone doesn’t get that it was a joke. It’s that the “joke” in question wasn’t funny, thus comparing it to Lenny Bruce is just fucking stupid.

Furthermore, saying that satire of racism is okay for everyone now simply because Tosh.0 can pull it off just is just ridiculous.

Correct. Your statement is a lie because you made it knowing it not to be true.

As I said earlier, you seem to want to claim that sometimes and always are the same word. They aren’t, and saying they aren’t is not a lie.

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Speaking generally, Shodan is very good at what he does. And part of what he does is distort his claims made earlier, often on a previous page of the same thread.
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Actually what I do is reject attempts to mischaracterize what I said. As in this case - Kobal2 is the one distorting claims. And Colibri as well, which is unfortunate. I would have thought a mod, at least, would know that signoffs have explicitly been ruled as perfectly OK.

Like I said, we have hashed this all out before, we have a clear and explicit ruling that it is OK, and yet the various sore losers of the SDMB are whining about it yet again. 'Twas ever thus.

Regards,
Shodan

This isn’t true.

The great thing about the format of posts in threads on a message board is you can go back and read them.

Your post, even in the context of responding to MrDibble was not in response to anything anyone had posted in another thread. It was clearly about what people were posting in this thread.

If that’s not what you meant then you can feel free to clarify. But it certainly reads that way.

For reference, here’s MrDibble’s post:

He’s clearly talking about this thread. He mentions ATMB because he’s talking about moderator actions which usually gets discussed in that forum. He’s not referring to any posts there, however.

It looks like you misunderstood him, and that’s why your post caused confusion. No harm no foul. But a better approach would be to simply clarify what you meant, rather than insulting me for reacting to it.

That wasn’t my only post in this thread. I specifically referenced the ATMB thread in my reply to tom

Yeah, but that’s not the post he was responding to.

Let me just ask: In your second post to this thread, post 200, you asked why critics of Budget aren’t being modded because they are being jerks and trolling… Who were you talking about? And in which thread?

Check this one out. Shodan says, “I would have thought a mod, at least, would know that signoffs have explicitly been ruled as perfectly OK.” But where did Colibri say otherwise? Rather Colibri’s contention was:

That’s incontrovertible Shodan, notwithstanding your claim in this thread:

Um, no pseudo-whomever apparently wasn’t making shit up.

But nice misdirection Shodan. Like I said, you’re pretty good at that. That’s all fine and well except that it wastes our fucking time.

John Mace, Bricker and yeah I’ll say Sam Stone make points that are worth responding to. With Shodan and adaher though, addressing their posts is mostly a process of garbage disposal.

In **adaher’s **case, there is a strong recreational component, sort of like puppy baseball. Bricker is too smart for that, too slippery, with him, you have to seize the bull by the tail and face the situation. John and Sam are pretty good eggs, for the most part, except when they get grumpy, then they tend to turtle down, withdraw into their carapace and glower darkly at you from within. An articulate Oscar the Grouch with a much bigger vocabulary.

Shodan, harder to judge. After 14 years, I have no actual evidence that he is aware of my existence. Wonder sometimes if I am uniquely privileged in that regard?

And then, of course, there is Starkers. 'Nuff Sed.

This is in response to Debaser’s comments above.

What I posted:

What you wrote:

I said I guessed that it was older posters who didn’t understand the joke. I didn’t say that only old people would disapprove of calling Jewish people vermin.

So what you said about me was inaccurate.

Since instances some of the upset people that didn’t get it, that’s right.

I don’t think you understand that phrase.

But an attempt at humor you don’t find funny isn’t suddenly transmuted to racism. Read that line again to make sure that it sinks in.

As I just demonstrated, you’re just feeling around in the dark for a reason to be upset.

I’m not saying BPC is a brilliant comedian, although, since bismuth has a lot of edges in its natural state, the joke was a little funny, I’m saying that the concepts involved are similar.

I know you have trouble with subtlety, so I’ll state that again: I’m not saying BPC is as funny as Lenny Bruce, I’m saying that the chucklefuck outrage by the clucking hens of the SD is similar to the outrage against Bruce.

So something becomes racist retroactively based on whether he can “pull it off”?

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! Were you not here a couple of years ago?

It’s quite amusing - that accusation is in itself not mere distortion, but making shit up. I never said you claimed anything. I haven’t engaged you, at all.

I said your sigline is smugly and implicitly insulting. Which it is.

While I personally find sign offs to be annoying affectations mostly made by those with an inflated sense of self-importance, I fail to understand why “Regards” is considered to be particularly dishonest or disingenuous or even insulting.

Good regards? Best regards? Worst regards? Horrible regards? He does not say. Without a qualifier it does say anything other than that the person posting it wants to draw attention to his name at the end again and further establish his on-line “character.” In his mind it can imply whatever he wants it to, the “as if” sign off, but in fact it means naught. Dumb? Sure. Pathetic? Perhaps. But as affectations go I don’t see why this one even warrants an eyeroll.

I’m not particularly upset by Shodan’s sig, nor his interpretation of it which is consistent with my take. Sometimes he’s just saying ciao. Other times he’s giving you the finger without giving you the finger. Not having ODd on false politeness (as Kobal has) I can’t get too upset about it.

Yeah, I was going to mention this. Snowboarder’s affectation, OTOH, makes me scream with rage, hurl crockery across the room and shatter furniture.

The neighbors are getting a little worried.

I agree. But I think it drives people who do not like him crazy because they see it as: Shodan might be telling me, “Go fuck yourself, you stupid son of a bitch.”, and doing so without raising his heart rate. And doing in outside of The Pit!

The beauty of it is that the offense has to conjured up by the offended. And every time someone complains about it that person is raising his hand and saying, “Mommy, Mommy, Shodan is thinking bad things about me! Make him stop!!”

Yup, tis a thing of beauty.

Yes, I was here a couple years ago. Do you have a point or did you just want to use that stupid catchphrase again?

Yeah. As much as I find his signoff irritating sometimes, I know it’s my perverted little brain putting all that rancor in the otherwise innocuous (but malleable) statement. I can’t hear his tone of voice, I just perceive it as being snide if it’s at the end of an otherwise snide post.

And when he does that, the bastard’s gone and made me unwittingly participate in my own antagonizing, which is even more annoying.

But then again, I could just scroll past his posts. So, there’s obviously something in there for me. However, I tend to do things such as inhale deeply when I smell a fart or a skunk. My interest in something probably shouldn’t be regarded as your sign of quality.

So where is the excluded middle here?

I think there are basically two categories of people’s reaction to his “joke”.

  1. Well, that was certainly a stupid, unfunny and racist thing to say. I get that he was trying to make an edgy joke, but what an idiot!

  2. Ha!

I think the vast majority of people would fall into category one. You apparently fall into category two. Congratulations. You’re an idiot.

It’s not retroactive, but yes. You need to be able to pull it off. Those of us old people watching the Season of Brad know that Tosh can. Budget Player Cadet can’t.

This is why your initial posts to this thread are so off the mark, assuming that the 90% of people who fall into category one above are old and out of touch with modern witty sarcasm. This is why it’s so easy to mock them, and no distortion of them is needed.

Regarding Shodan and his sig, I don’t think that I’ve ever actually engaged him in conversation, unless it’s been in Cafe Society, and even then, it would have been nothing to write home about. But I read a lot of his posts. Usually I lurk in Great Debates, because I know my positions on issues, but am not really a strong enough debater to successfully defend those positions. I tend to lurk in The Pit, but usually don’t get angry enough to spew venom.

As I said, I read a lot of Shodan’s posts. He and I disagree politically, but I’ve never taken his sig as an insult. To me, it’s always come across - at worst - as an example of “killing with kindness,” where he just keeps being nice and polite, and it pisses you off even more.

Another board I frequent has a poster who does something similar at the end of his posts. The guy’s name is Temphus, and he ends each post with “So sayeth the God of WAR!”

That one bothers me. Mostly because of how much time it takes to type that out. Shodan’s? Not so much. I mean, yeah, it’s irritating to read it so many times when he’s engaged in a debate, but I think people need to lighten up about it.

Exit sigs are stupid, anyway.

So sayeth Superdude!