Darwin’s Finch
Family eatery?
Sorry, that was a misquote. It’s a family-style restauraunt by day, and an anything-goes, pan-sexual bazaar by night.
FTFY:
It’s a family-style restauraunt by day, and an anything-goes, pan-fried semen sexual bazaar by night. 
The Aristocrats!
Be sure to keep your arson insurance up to date.
Back to the OP - have you thought about stopping in to chat about the sign and make your thoughts known?
Or how about a letter to the editor of the local paper?
I don’t think complaining to the church will help. They’ll just try to save you and you’ll get religion cooties all over you.
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You kidding or do you just not understand how biology works?
There’s no point in complaining – it’s a free society. But it might be interesting to attend a service. At one point I tried to visit every church in town, but they built this one since I tried that experiment.
wooooosh!
I had a feeling…It’s been a rough day for me.
i like this,
Intuition is conscienceless vice, confetti.
Really? I mean, I rarely see a deep dive into evidence and mechanics, and “survival of the fittest” is mostly misunderstood, but I can’t say I’ve seen a lot of representations of evolution (except those produced by Christians) that are straight up wrong. Outdated and oversimplified, sure, but I’m just curious what you’ve seen that gets your hackles up.
Little know fact; regular fire insurance covers arson. As long as the policyholder is not the arsonist.
I’m not BigT, but zapping someone with something that “evolves” them into a big headed super-smart guy comes to mind as an example. Or the notorious “Paris and Janeway evolved into lizards” episode of Voyager. Or the common idea that “better by human standards” = “more evolved”.
Ah, true. That linguistic screwup is definitely pervasive, and I can certainly think of examples of “evolution of individuals” in things. Which, yeah, ain’t so hot.
I like those. If you choose the last maybe someone will draw Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light for your sign?
Nah. They’ll just wonder why Snoopy’s portrait is nowhere on the signage.
No matter the name, I’d like to frequent that establishment just to see what the neighbors think?
Personally, when it comes to matters of religion, atheism, and agnosticism, it is my firm belief that some folks are infuriated that “those other people are getting it all wrong, wrong, wrong!”
As a nondenominational Christian, my own philosophy is “they’re people. Of course they get it wrong. It’s what we do best.” What bothers me is when people who know “those other idiots are stupid” proceed to mock, hound, or (worst of all) “convert the unbeliever”. That last one tends not to end well.