You left out:
shovel,
axe,
a gallon can of gasoline,
several assorted butcher knives,
quicklime.
When I first worked in an electronics store about a decade ago (back when computer games had almost zero copy protection), it was not unknown to see someone looking like Jeff “The Comic Book Guy” Albertson buying a couple of new release PC games and a drum magazine of blank CDs…
We get that when we do our major liquor stock-up run about every 6-8 weeks. Hundreds of dollars of alcohol at a time (We prefer 'top shelf so high you need a ladder" alcohol). The other comment is wondering if we own a bar. Nope. Personal use only.
If I had been the cashier I would have had a South Park moment when the boys found out that you could put food up your butt and poop out of your mouth.
I had just moved to a small town and was working at the theatre. We were producing a musical and one of the tricks of the trade is to put the mic pack in an unlubricated condom to prevent sweat from getting into it. There were six people in the cast and eight shows a week.
I went from store to store buying the town out of unlubricated condoms weekly.
After the first few times, I started to get the evil eye from the pharmacist. 