Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Dr Love has the answer
Every time I maturbate!!! 
Roots&Radicals,
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JerkWaterJive
…Ska and Punk never tasted so good together!
“You wanna know what I think about assholes and opinions?..I don’t wanna hear your’s!” - some comedian we saw when I met Satan
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If you’re faking, you’re either not doing it right or doing it with the wrong person(s).
Please, do not feed the troll.
There are four types of female orgasms.
The Positive Orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes,, oh yes!
The Negative Orgasm: Oh no, oh no, oh no!
The Religious Orgasm: Oh God, oh God,, oh God!
And last, but not least…
The Fake Orgasm: Oh Dr Love, oh Dr Love, oh Dr Love!
Thank you–I’ll be here all week.
snort snicker NICE one, Drain…
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“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
Drain stole that orgasm joke off Julio Iglesias on the Leno show last week…its still funny as hell though!
-SS
that was enrique … not the old man
Plus, it’s a lot older than a week…
They stole that joke from me, actually. Bastids.
Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Isn’t there a fifth type that goes something like
Oh Satan, oh Satan, oh Satan!!
?
What’s foreplay?
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
What’s foreplay?
A half-hour of begging.Ahhhh… well then, what the heck is SingleDad going on about then? I’ve got that down pat!
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
I am a male and I have faked an orgasm. It was just one of those nights where there had been perhaps a tad too much wine flowing. I couldn’t finish the job (so to speak), and my partner at the time was determined to get me “there”. So I just faked it, so we could both get some sleep. Wasn’t as difficult as I imagined it would be. Perhaps that is due to the fact that men aren’t the usual fakers.
“Empty stares from each corner of a shared prison cell . . .” Pearl Jam
NothingMan: at the risk of sounding stupid, I assume a condom was involved?
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