Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Laundry advice I got: is it good?
Happy National I Love Lucy Day!

This will not end well.

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Sammy Hagar Is 70!!!
Look! I found a fossil!

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Going to Greece, any tips?
quit smoking cold turkey

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**dating women

Harvey Weinstein question, sort of
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I predict trouble…

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**When you go to prison for a heinous crime…
How do I turn my income into capital gains? **

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Need colonoscopy jokes!!
I’m a Lucky Bastard Tonight!

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Apparently, we can now grow rice in salty water
Prepper type advice on looming war with N Korea sought

Might be a tough go in coastal Maine. Have you thought of raising a herd of goats in your basement?

Nice.

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** There’s a hurricane headed for Ireland and Great Britain

How did you get here?
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Ophelia: I just followed the Gulf Stream Express.

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Moral question about a divine hypothetical
Making Congress Do Stuff

I fight your hypothetical that a divine being could do that.

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** 1 average guy vs 3 ballerinas who would win?
Harvey Weinstein question, sort of **

Harvey vs. 3 ballerinas? Yeah, I might pay to see that.

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** Non-nightmare dreams that wake you up

No sleep in the MMP

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** The Yorkshire pudding wrap
Any takers on what killed Tom Petty?**

My money’s on the spotted dog.

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**Toilet is not flushing properly, any idea why
Where do you keep your toothbrush? **

'Cause if you keep your toothbrush in the toilet (ew!) it’s probably what’s stopping up the works.

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** I must share! Accidentally on purpose farting on my Friends head!

Need colonoscopy jokes!!
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** I must share! Accidentally on purpose farting on my Friends head!
These sequential threads TRUMP everything!**

…for various meanings of “trump”.

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** I’m a Lucky Bastard Tonight!
My Kindle Has Died **

God, I’m so jealous.

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**Crashing Suns!

Very Vaguely Creepy Rides Again **

Well, yeah, we are talkin’ ‘bout gravity waves and time and space shakin’ like gelatin and all.

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** How did you get here?

I had an abnormal screening mammogram.
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Figures. They send all the weird medical cases here.
** What NOT To Do When You’re In The Middle Of A Heart Attack

So, I got a Maine Coon kitten

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** What NOT To Do When You’re In The Middle Of A Heart Attack
Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII**

“Tell the ambulance to wait, this one’s too good not to post…arrgghhh…”

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** Bee sting -> epipen -> then what?
Balloons and Blimps and Dirigibles**