Though it pains me to speak ill of a member of the ‘Big Red Machine’, I hate Joe Morgan. He’s got to be one of the worst broadcasters in history. And his opinion of the great Pete Rose did not him endear him to either.
I’m with Sarah 100%. Her three apply. As does Kathie Lee. And I’m REALLY hoping Dr. Laura will be revealed to be Pat Robertson in a rubber mask ANY day now. Celine Dion bothers me, as does the fact that she married the man who has managed her since she was 14. Ewww. Any actor who complains about not being able to go to the grocery store goes on my list. Um…you’re getting paid an exorbidant amount for doing (if you have talent) what comes naturally to you or (if you don’t) what you slept your way to the top to do. PAY someone to buy your milk and eggs. Like they didn’t EXPECT fame to be a pain in the butt? Sheesh.
Politics: George W. Bush (the White House shouldn’t be like a fraternity house “legacy” where he automatically gets in), Rep. Dan Burton (my congressman - watermelon assassin), Sen. Robert Byrd (king of pork)
Music: Mariah, Whitney, all of the “Divas” incuded, pRicky Martin, nStink and the BackDoor Boys, Michael Jackson
TV: Rosie O’Donnell, Kathie Lee and Regis, anyone on Ally McBeal, Fran Drescher (hate the voice; is her show still on?), those “Wasssup” beer guys
Movies/Showbiz: Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp, any Culkin kid, Elizabeth Taylor, Wayne Newton
Sports: Allen Iverson (Go Pacers!), Bill Walton (contradicts is own stupid opinions), anyone in Figure Skating or Sync Swimming (who think their activity is a sport)
I’ll keep thinking, but this is it for now.
Pat Robertson – Need I say more?
Fran Drescher – That voice. That horrible horrible voice.
Puff Daddy – The man made a career out of taking perfectly good songs and ruining them.
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Robin Williams. I can’t stand him. He is never funny. The only time that he is even remotely decent is when all of his improvisations are cut out. Once he starts improvising they might as well just cancel the shoot and leave. He is too hyper, demands too much attention when on talk shows, and just plain mundane. Get out of showbusiness Robin.
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Jim Carrey (sp?) in his earlier movies although he is getting a little better now.
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Steve Martin up until Father of the bride. Same schtick with no originality. Boring.
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Any of the conservative religious zealots out there to include but are not limited to the following: Fred Phelch, Pat Robertson, Dr. Laura, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Definitely agree about Kathie Lee. I HATE smary people.
There’s a long list, but at the top of it are Jerry
Seinfeld and Woody Allen. I prayed that something
else news-worthy would happen on the day that Seinfeld
aired its last episode (sorry, Frank Sinatra). And
Woody Allen belongs in the same catagory–no-talent,
no-moral whiners.
I cannot stomach either of them.
Mariah Carey–the bad news is everyone is trying to sing as badly as she does; the good news is, Aretha Franklin’s still alive.
Sean “Puffy” Combs–he makes me feel physically ill; not to mention all the celebraties who hang around him, thinking it makes them cool. Ugh.
Barbra Streisand–I don’t care what the critics say: the woman can’t sing. Too melodramatic, too nasal, too boring.
And I agree that Joan Rivers is the nastiest woman ever to open her mouth.
Kevin Costner. ARGH that guy is incredibly arrogant, yet ignorant of his own complete lack of talent.
Speaking of lack of talent: Keanu Reeves.
Speaking of incredibly arrogant (I swear she has a God complex, and I don’t think she’s that talented either): Barbara Streisand
In the world of politics, I find GWBush to be a moron, and Gore to be an oaf. We need a “none of the above” box to check.
Melissa Rivers. I can tolerate Joan, but Melissa has a job just because of her mother. I assure you, it has nothing to do with her talent, as she has none.
Macy Gray. There is a special room in hell for musicians, and I am certain in that room they are tortured with her voice for eternity.
Jerry Springer. His show is so obviously fake, and it appeals to such base animalistic instincts. He seems to be a kinky, dirty old man–he gives me the willies.
Also-rans: Woody Allen, Jennifer Lopez, Sally Jesse Raphael, Jack Hanna, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross
And in the small world of horse racing: Bob Baffert (trainer, won the '97 and '98 Derbies). He’s an arrogant prick who ruins horses. Close second is Mike Pegram, who has Baffert train his horses. Pegram is simply rich white trash.
I agree with most everyone here on their choices…I was gonna say Jim Carrey myself but might I also add…
*Nicole Kidman (Can this bitch be any more stuck on herself?)
*Lisa Kudrow (Don’t know why for sure just think she’s creepy somehow. Certainly doesn’t deserve the attention she’s enjoyed.)
*You guys forgot Regis Philbin (No justification needed here.)
*Howard Stern (No justification needed here.)
*Dennis Rodman (ditto)
*Geraldo Rivera (The man is a joke. Does anybody remember Al Capone’s vault?)
*Ashley Judd (The youngest member of a no-talent family.)
*Anne Heche (Did she really have to act so cocky when Ellen came out? Give us a break! I’m embarassed for you girl!)
*George W. Bush (No justification needed.)
*Al Gore (ditto)
Needs2know
Man, I love Mariah Carey!! I can see why she would be a little hard to take sometimes, though. I just love her singing…I try to look past her trashiness.
My nominees are:
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Ugly, skinny, can’t act…what’s the deal with her!!!
Jay Leno - Cheesy, goofy, unfunny as hell.
I’ll add to the votes for Mariah Carey and Jennifer Huey Lewis. UGH.
And then I’ll add my own Most Loathed, Talentless Actors:
John Lithgow (his whole mouth area grosses me out)
Nicolas Cage (STOP going to Las Vegas!! And learn to act!)
Leann Rhimes. Bitch gives me gas.
Esprix
:: ultress hangs her head in shame ::
I like most of the people on the list. I don’t like Jim Carey.
The one that gets me most of course is Mrs. Clinton. Geesh the woman has some good political ideas but she’s an idiot where her husband is concerned. I would have tossed good ole Bill out the door with the next day’s garbage. Wonder what would happen if she kicked him out of the White House for his lustful nature. I mean it’s not like the woman doesn’t have money so she doesn’t need him for support. I cannot fathom someone being that power hungry. What a life that must be.
Allen Dershowitz: no. 1 loudmouth lawyer, likes to hear himself talk
Al Gore: invented the Internet, has lots to say about how to reform government
The backstreet boys: purveyors of absolute crap
The president: lame duck, would be actor, sleeps with Buddy when Hilary is not around
Mariah…annoying yes…but she is pretty hot!
However for Loathsome figures how about:
Senator Strom Thurmond (but hey you gotta feel sorry for him. He had a relative die in a concentration camp you know…His Uncle fell out of the Guard tower.)
Senator Ted Kennedy…
Tori Spelling(and her Daddy because it is his fault she is even on any TV show.)
That’s all for now…
Steve Kmetko – Everytime he opens his mouth, I want to shut it with a tire iron.
The “Friends” Cast – Greedy fucks.
Jennifer Love Hewitt – Don’t get me wrong, I’d bang her in a heartbeat. It’s just her whole image. All goodie two shoe and shit. Always happy and smiling. I mean, shit, we get it already.
Kathy Lee Gifford – Caption not necessary.
Hillary Clinton – Bill cheats on her numerous times. Even publicly admits to one of those times (was even almost fired for it). But what does she do? Stays with him. This is indicitive of the “stupid bitch” syndrome.
Dr. Laura and Judge Judy both bug the crap out of me.
Senator Jesse Helms should shut the #@%* up (along with G. Gordon Liddy and Ollie North).
I can’t stand OJ Simpson anymore. It’s bad enough he got off with a double murder, but don’t insult my intelligence by trying to get back in my good graces. Just disappear you slime.
Darryl Strawberry - he has been given more chances than anyone I know. Everytime you start to feel a little sorry for him though he reminds you of what a dumbass he is.
[ul]
[li]Marilyn Manson - perverted, Satanic, sick m.f.[/li][li]Kid Rock - arrogant s.o.b. pothead[/li][li]Dr. Dre - pothead[/li][li]Snoop Dogg - murderous pothead[/li][li]Jerry Springer - makes PT Barnum seem like a saint in comparison[/li][li]Rosie O’ Donell - fingernails across a chalkboard personailty[/li][li]Chris O’ Donnell - can’t act at all[/li][li]Kathie Lee Gifford - need I say more?[/li][li]Bill Maher - I can’t say enough bad things about this jerk[/li][li]Judge Judy Scheindlin - queen bitch of tv, where’s Ripley when you need her? “Get away from her you bitch!” Aliens[/li][li]Carlos Santana - I just don’t see what all the hype is about[/li][li]Everyone on WCW Wrestling - 'nuff said[/li][li]Garth Brooks - this guy changes his career plans more than a newborn baby’s diaper[/li][li]Winona Judd - I think I’m gonna hurl[/li][li]Alex Krychek actor/character on the X-Files[/li][li]Ron Jeremy - If you know the name, then you know the reason[/li][li]Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton - :mad: :mad: :mad:[/li][/ul]
That’s enough for now…
Dr Laura is an obvious choice.
William F. Buckley. : If you don’t agree with me you are a non erudite moron.
A Canadian entry: Rick Mercer. IF I WANTED TO BE HECTORED AT THEN I WOULD TURN YOU ON.
The director who decided that the way to make our bad TV shows better is…to…insert…dramatic…pauses…when…something…dramatic…occurs.
The directors of the Oscars. Don’t you know all we want is the winners and speeches. We could do without all of the inside jokes in Hollywood.
And to finish with Donald Trump. I’m rich so I should be in charge here.
Keith
I agree with the comments about Babs. In fact, years ago, I actually had a letter published in “Vogue” about why I can’t stand her.
But, darn it, then there’s Derek Jeter - I can’t stand that cocky little SOB.
And am I the only one who thinks Macy Gray sounds like Donald Duck?