I’ve always wanted to try butterbeer.
I suspect if anyone really tried to make them, the result would be Chcolate Salty Lumps. To get balls out of this, one should refrigerate instead of bake. That would be a small problem because of the egg whites.
This makes very nice, and tasty, balls. You’d get a good substitute by adding brandy & cinnamon and skipping the powdered sugar coating.
“But Mommmmmm…I want Cheezy Poofs and Snacky Cakes”.
(Someone would make millions if they really did make this with Cartman’s face on the packages.)
Mmm…Butterbeer. Just the name sounds good. And it apparently can be served both cold and warm, which is a bonus. But I also think ice-cold Pumpkin Juice sounds lovely on a hot day. I think JK Rowling did the right thing by not trying to describe how these things taste, and lets us imagine.
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned TUBBB! You’ve got to wonder what’s in that thing.
Oh…and eleanorigby, it’s firewhisky.
I’d go with an appetizer of Iguana-On-A-Stick, followed with a Triple Fried Egg Butty With Chili Sauce And Chutney, and washed down with a can of Pork Soda.
I myself like a nice serving of Floobaroos. (Anyone getting this one will automatically receive 10,000 bonus points of admiration from myself.)
I like to wash my Colon Blow down with a 40 of Coldcock Malt Liquor.
There’s only one malt liquor that’ll get your head hummin’. Coldcock’s the one you never see comin’!
I have yet to see the man that could drink a whole can.
For desert you can have some Glimmer, “Its a desert topping, no its a floor wax”
“Actually its both”
Jim
Hmmm. I think I’ll start with a little glass of Tranya (ST:TOS “The Corbomite Manuever”). Then a slab of meatbeast, medium rare, with a side of mashed smackles and sweetgrass (George R.R. Martin, “Tuf Voyaging”), and finally a glass of something cold from the famous vineyards of Dorwinion (J.R.R. Tolkien, “The Hobbit”).
I don’t care how Mammy Yokum looks at me, I want some Hammus Alabamus! 
Tree of Life fruit (from Larry Niven’s Pak Protector civilization) is supposed to be the most delicious thing you will ever eat in your life. But watch out for the aftereffects . . .
I hear the Mushrooms in Wonderland are…interesting…
And a Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich, prepared by Arthur Dent!
Do you have proper clearance for that beverage, citizen?
I would have to try spoo, if only because of JMS’s explanation. And I wouldn’t mind watching someone else try crottled greeps.
Comin atcha wit da mad flava in ya ear, it’s Rocket Fuel! Daaaaaaaamn!
Rokeg Blood Pie. Pretty sure I’ve eaten something like that anyway - I live in England.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I’d like one Krusty™ Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverage, please!
I think it’s worth resurrecting this thread to mention the Chupaqueso.
Ill take Poplers with tangy dipping sauce any day. But for those days when I want a sweet dessert I find it hard to pass on Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Confection.