Okay. Assuming you’re caught miles from the nearest stove, or gourmet anything, and hungry… what’s on your list? Stuff you eat that other people shudder at.
Double Chili Cheeseburgers. 
Well, I was just reminded on another thread that I find cinnamon schnapps soothing to the throat at bedtime. Tastes like Red Hots candy.
When I find myself in LA without Mrs. ricepad, I get over doublequick to the corner of Beverly and Rampart…can you say “Tommy’s”, boys and girls? I knew you could!
Ain’t NOTHIN’ like one o’ Tommy’s double chili-cheeseburgers…
I was gonna say that my guilt foods are NuTella and Toblerone candy bars. These being the “sinfully delicious” type of thing. I’ve publicly stated that I’m a total whore for these two foods.
Then I read the OP and got a different interpretation of the thread. Foods you eat when ain’t nobody lookin’.
When Mrs. Spritle is out of the house, ain’t nuffin better’n a peanut butter and raisin sammich. (Mrs. don’t like no raisins so I gotsta eat em when she ain’t around)
Oh. My. god. Pizza rolls. Only Totino’s. Only pepperoni.
I try to avoid this, but trust me, Homer noises are coming out of my mouth.
Nym - who canNOT stay the fuck away from food threads while she’s dieting.
Christian babies. Nobody can stop after just one bite.
I love those. But only cheese. Also, if no one’s looking, I really like fast food (Mcdonalds, Burger King, etc). It’s greasy and disgusting, but it tastes really good.
The Red Apple all you can eat Polish buffet on Milwaukee
spam
entire quarts of Limeade straight from the pitcher
Matts chocolate chip cookies
cheap chinese or Thai buffets (notice a trend here?)
pizza puffs
rib tips by the bucket with white bread covered in BBQ sauce
Me, the Ultimate effing Food Snob will still snarf a can of Vienna sausages when the urge strikes.
If I’m too tired to cook, can you say “Taco Bell Tacos”? The most disgusting thing about this is that I make the finest home made tacos.
That does it, I’m gonna go start a thread about personal bests for quantity of food eaten.
I won’t keep sugary snacks in the house because I have a mondo sweet tooth and I can’t resist them. Still . . .
When nobody’s looking, I go get the jar of wild mountain honey and spoon up a couple of big giant spoonfuls and slurp it down just plain – all glutinous and spicy and scented with flowers.
back when i still ate meat, one of my comfort foods was a Hawaiian specialty: rice, eggs and Spam. the mayonnaise and soy sauce was my contribution to the mix. salty, fatty, greasy and filling–a reminder of my childhoood. of course, 99% of the population outside of Hawaii thinks Spam is disgusting so this was generally enjoyed in secret.
Christian babies seem more like an innocent food.