Favorite single line from television?

Same show, yet another different line:

“Booger!”

While I rejected it as my favorite, for some reason that is the first one that came into my mind. I’ll go with a different one from MASH:

We can all be comforted by the thought that he’s not really gone, there’s a little Tuttle left in all of us, in fact you might say that all of us together made up Tuttle.

As God is my witness … I thought chickens could fly.

“A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.”

“First, kill moose and skvwerl.”

“Submitted for your approval…”

Actually, that’s turkeys, not chickens. And that is the line I mentioned as being my favorite in the OP

Heh. That’s the first one I thought of as well. The WKRP line, though, has got to be the classic for this topic, though.

“if he dies, he dies”

Same show, a 3rd great line:

“WKRP! More music and Les Nessman!”

Elliot: Does this makeup make me look like a clown?

Cox: ****No, it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.


I prefer, “Another Bob Loblaw low-blow law bomb.”

Rocky IV?

And I’m looking at all the lines submitted here. I figure on choosing a dozen or so for the poll I’ll make in a day or two, the one’s I notice the most. Got to include a recipe, for those who don’t watch TV!:smiley: It’s what Skald would do.

I think so. It’s a good one but not from a TV show. Rocky IV that is.

From Sherlock:

"Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side”

Homer Simpson, trying to buy a gun: “Five days? But I’m mad now!”

“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed, or numbered. My life is my own.”

People. They’re the worst.

“Boris, dahling! It says here ‘Do NOT kill Moose and Squirrel!’” :eek:

“I am NOT a number, I am a FREE MAN!”

"MmmbwwahHAHAHAHAHA!"

“People are phony!”

Look! Up in the sky … it’s a bird … it’s Superman!

Wait a sec …

I knowed it. I was jest trying to make a funny.