I don’t know anything about planes, but I know about you. You have what made America great: no understanding of the limits of your power and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you. So you’ll land that plane. And do you know why? Because I heard some guy say you couldn’t.
[VOICE OF STEWIE GRIFFIN]: So, Lois! The last horse finally crosses the finish line!
[VOICE OF BRIAN GRIFFIN]: You’re worse than a black woman with hindsight!
“I’m out!”
Good one JohnT.
“Jane, you ignorant slut.”
“Yes you did! You invaded Poland!”
(Johnny Carson to Ed Ames)
“I didn’t even know you were Jewish.”
“Poor, deluded child!”
Don’t ask me why, but for whatever reason, I love “He runs like a Welshman” from Family Guy, and have found more opportunities to use it than one would think possible in real life. I’m sure it’s not iconic in the least, but that’s the first or second quote that springs to mind (the Cool H-Whip being the other one) when I think of the show.
“Ride a painted pony, let the spinnin’ wheel BWAHHHH!”
“Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.”
“. . . .and hey! Let’s be careful out there!”
“Whatever you do, don’t mention the war! I did once, but I think I got away with it!”
“He’s dead, Jim!”
“I’m . . . scared, sir.”
Said by the rather mentally challenged Lieutenant George to Blackadder in the last moments of Blackadder’s series finale. The whole show has been a hilarious romp though various time periods, with the same cast of characters; the finale season took place in the trenches of WWI. They’re finally about to go up over the trenches when that little bit of harsh reality breaks through, and it’s one of the most rapid shifts in tone I’ve ever seen on a TV show. In the end, they (should I spoiler a show from the 80s? Ah, why not)
all die.
Ballsy ending for a comedy, to say the least.
“Sorry about that, Chief.”
“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
“You get her drunk, stupid!”
“Oh boy, they’re gonna pamper us!”
“Whaaaat?!”
“Not literally of course.”
“Captain, I’m … frightened!”
“Agarn, I don’t know why everybody says you’re so dumb!”