Favourite quotes

What’s your favourite quote(s)? {Please remember to quote the author}

Recently:

“Nature, left entirely alone, manages her own affairs. Lion, leopard, wild dog, jackal and other predatory creatures, great and small, and whether of the earth, air or water, have their full place in nature, just as much as the animals on which they are accustomed to prey, and are entitled to equal respect. Understand this, and nature will transform you. Ignore it and she will return armed with a pitchfork.”

James Stevenson-Hamilton, founder of the Kruger National Park

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“Truth serves only a world that lives by it,” from the movie “Anastasia."

Richard Feynman’s Appendix to the Rogers Commission Report on the Space Shuttle Challenger Accident

My favourite -

“Nobody’s creepy from the inside, Hazel. Some of them are sad, and some of them hurt, and some of them think they’re the only real thing in the world. But they’re not creepy.” - Death of the Endless

also

“Give a man fire and he’s warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’s warm for
the rest of his life.” - Terry Pratchett

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”
Alfred Hitchcock

I’ll screw it up because I couldn’t find it to get it exact, but it’s by Mark Twain, and anyone that’s ever raised a teenager can relate.

“When I was 14, I thought my father to be the stupidest man on the face of the earth. By the time I reached 21, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned.”

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Arthur C. Clarke

“Everybody wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die.”

I send the following to my former students when they get tenure:

“The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it. (It’s rather like getting tenure.)”

  • Consciousness Explained by Daniel C. Dennett

“While I may not agree with what you say, i will defend to the daeth your right to say it”
~Voltaire (Probably not the exact words, but close enough)

“I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”
~Babylon 5 (said by Marcus Cole, written by J.Michael Strazinsky)

“Thus do we build castles in air when flushed with wine and conquest.”

-The Way of All Flesh, Samuel Butler

and

GOB: “Taste the happy”
MB: “Tastes like sad”

-Arrested Development

“I hope life isn’t just a big joke, because I don’t get it.” - Jack Handy

Regards,
Shodan

The universe maximizes towrds perversity.

The quote is from a science fiction writer. Unfortunately, I don’t remember which one (which is perverse in and of itself).

All these are posted around my office:

"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. " - Mark Twain, Notebook

“There never was yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.” - William Shakespeare

“He that will not apply new remedies must accept new evils; for time is the great innovator.” - Francis Bacon

I love collecting quotes. I have a whole file of them.

These are a couple of my favourites:

Thanks to everyone for your contributions.

“How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master’s bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done.”

Mahatma Gandhi

I’ve just remembered two older ones which I’ve carried around for some years now:

“Be a light, not a judge.
Be a model, not a critic.
Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.”

*Stephen Covey, Seven Habits for Highly Effective People. * (At least I think so. Either he quoted it from somewhere else, or it was his quote.)

“Never take anything personally.
Speak with impeccability.
Simply do your best.
Never make assumptions.”

Loosely quoted from The Four Agreements, Don Miguel Ruiz

“A bad anaylogy is like a pair of pants.”

  • i think it may be somebody’s sig…

*Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. * - Benjamin Franklin
Somehow the Patriot Act made this make a lot of sense to me.

“If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”

  • Anatole France -

“Being a language, mathematics may be used not only to inform but also, among other things, to seduce.” – Benoit Mandelbrot

He’s right. I get more women to swoon while explaining the nature of complex numbers than I do telling them what hotties they are. :smiley: