Figglesnuff, sex, and lots of beer

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I felt like posting something, but then decided not to, but decided to post something else anyway, so instead I’ll rip out a rendition of O So le Mio.

In Snore.
SNAAAWX
Snchch snort snack SNAWK
snich snoch snick snok
snawk snich snick snack

That’s enough of that.

Time for some bad one liners.
(bad as in, to go to hell by)
Dead baby jokes?

Naw, those are way to bad.

LIVE baby jokes?

Those are even worse.

I’ll not even consider the myriad racist, sexist, anti-semitic, pedophilic jokes that have forever scarred my once beautiful soul.
FART JOKES

P: Hey, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukrainian gynecologist?
T: I don’t know, Philip, what?
P fart
P: Now Terrance smells like my ass!

mwa ha ha ha ha
I really need to go to bed earlier.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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I’ll second that! :wink:

“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

A Jesusfied sig: Next time I covet thine opinion, I’ll ask for it!

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Did someone say “beer” ? Whatcha drinking Surgo ? I give you props for the most MPSIMS post maybe ever. Like my new sig ?

Warning: Poster may be slightly, or very inebriated.

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A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell maple syrup!”

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!”

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, “Geez, all I can smell is moleasses.”

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http://www.cabobungalows.com/images/1bdrm-a.jpg

In one month I am going to be in this room, or one very much like it in Cabo San Lucas.

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sigh

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Ummm, I just remembered the title of this thread. Very fitting Demo. :slight_smile:

Madness takes it’s toll… So does New Jersey.

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How did Helen Keller’s Parents punish her?

1)rearranged the furniture
2)left the plunger in the toilet

What was the worst book that Helen Keller ever read?

1)the cheese grater
2)the waffle iron

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!
(obviously)

::ducks and runs far far away::

Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her.

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I was hoping someone would get that. :wink:

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And I suppose it’s very fitting that it’s the one you’ll be spending a month figglesnuffing the heck out of, eh?

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.