Shooter at Planned Parenthood clinic
Attack of the Chicken Monster
I already did this one, in #193.
– Cal
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Upon Our Death **
Well, that’s kind of restrictive.
How are you feeling?
** Gift ideas for female friend (from man)?
Warm water to clean teeth **
She might take that the wrong way. Just give her the warm water, no strings attached.
** Who’s making all this money?
Invisible Pink Unicorn **
Pix, or it doesn’t happen!
**Food is to starve as water is to ______ ???
Pure cholesterol
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Ongoing Pet Peeve of the Day Thread
Damn Windows Sounds!
How Long Until You Got Engaged?
**What’s the costliest financial mistake you’ve made? **
**Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
Can you see the x through the hole?
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Probably no nice way.
** Talk Me Down: My Daughter is in Boot Camp and I’m Worried
Women sigh **
From the Elections forum, as of 11:27 am today:
Trump’s Republican primary campaign
Trump-Clinton Conspiracy??
Question for Republicans: If Trump wins the Nomination…
Is there a deadline for Trump to declare himself an independent candidate?
Can’t The RNC Trump the Trump?
The Assassination of Donald Trump
Yep, six threads in a row about Trump.
Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
Poll: Would you rather have a sonic screwdriver or an infinite wardrobe?
Probably not.
Things we can all agree on.
Tipping in Vegas
Oh, absolutely. Like, if you were in Vegas and you decided to have your cat declawed, how much should you tip the vet? Or, if you were in a bar (in Las Vegas) and you ordered a glass of milk, how much should you tip the bartender?
I mean, those are surely things we can all agree on.
** What’s in your stuffing/dressing?
Dystopian novels **
“After Blossom got over her Hunger Games and Maze Runner and Divergent phase, we just all these paperbacks lying around that nobody else wanted to read. I didn’t want them to go to waste, so…”
** Are you being persecuted in the War on Christmas?
O Tannenbaum**
Guess not.
** What is your go-to, quick breakfast?
Dystopian novels **
"When I’m in a hurry, I just grab a copy of The Hunger Games on my way out the door, and I’m ready for the day.
It tastes just like stuffing!"
** Unsolved mysteries that aren’t nightmare fuel
Exploding hoverboards
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**Bug Racer: The toy car driven by… bugs.
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?**
**Why does my stomach constantly rumble?
Glass seltzer bottles and refills
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Yeah, stop getting refills, and definitely stop eating glass seltzer bottles.
**Advice on Denied Medical Claim
Do you want a DP?
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**An average person asks you out on a date.
How Long Until You Got Engaged? **
Geez, what is this? The annual Christmas inquisition from my female relatives?