** Good jokes you’ve heard recently
I just stepped on a gecko**
…and they won’t renew my auto insurance! Har har har har!!!
Yes, that’s a knee-slapper.
Do you want a DP?
Things not to say at work.
Have you ever been called for jury duty?
Fantasies will forever be fantasies
I’m afraid that I will never be able to sit in judgment of another person and play God with their life. 
So I just grabbed a live 230V wire. Why was I OK?
Was “Hot Money” Ever Tried (Economic Stimulus)?
**How does the Christmas season make you feel?
on the urge to jump from high places **
** Total sartorial splendour at Nobel banquet
Practically Amish **
Yeah, scientists don’t know how to dress.
**We need a ‘Manhattan Project’ for ______!
Annoying airline passenger habits
Funny slang/code names for weed?
Women sigh **
Named “Mary Jane” sigh
** Are you being persecuted in the War on Christmas?
Where is the cold and snow I was promised?**
Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
Do you have any Duluth Trading clothes?
Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
I have two more days to go on a 6 day antibiotic treatment. Am I contagious?
No, I’d suggest that you finish the antibiotics first and then never mention the subject to her. :dubious:
Got the motorcycle out today…
teen age death songs
♬ Got a Yamaha R-1 racing machine
I can handle it, 'cause I’m immortal sixteen… ♬
** Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
Could the right makeup make this young woman more attractive or not?**
** Women with a chin beard - Why?
teen age death songs**
What was it you were looking for
that took your life that night
They said they found my Bic razor
clutched in your fingers tight
We need a ‘Manhattan Project’ for ______!
“Organic” termite control - does it work?
Nuke them from orbit!
Vat Grown beef? Why Not Vat Grown Lobster, Crab?
Nightmare question
MSN - Things not to say at work.
Cats and Paper
Unfortunately the reason not to say them is behind a pay wall.
** Poll: How does the Christmas season make you feel?
Is advertising just a drain on the economy?
Holiday Blues**
Guess you don’t want to hear me sing “Silver Bells”.
** Is there a “nice” way to say to a woman…
You’re POTUS: Would you nuke Russia? **
There is if she’s Hillary or Carly – be a debate moderator.
**Also occurring on the day I registered at the SDMB…
My experiment with Ritalin **
That explains a lot.
** Is there humor in the Bible?
How does this gas station do it?**
THE PEOPLE SHALL BE AS THE FUEL OF THE FIRE, SAYETH ISAIAH!
Uh thanks, but I was hoping for unleaded regular.