Unimportant things you feel proud about
Fucking Plenty of Fish
Do go on…
** What would happen to me if I suddenly appeared in the following countries/regions?
Teleportation physics question**
Yeah, it’s a real bitch when you set the teleporter to Maui and wind up in Mosul.
Unimportant things you feel proud about
Whoa! I’m a Geologist Again!
Hey, in the overall scheme it’s pretty small potatoes, but if it matters to you…
How to raise non-consumerist kids
"Money can’t buy happiness"
Repeat as necessary until the rugrats get the message.
They won’t. I posted this back at #334, and the message obviously didn’t stick.
** Critter Cam out back.
Monkey doesn’t own copyright to selfies, judge rules **
Feh, you’ll be expecting me to read the thread next.
** A cat lover has to get rid of an unwanted aggressive stray
What dog breed are you?**
Any of the large ones with sharp teeth and bad dispositions.
Leaving bathroom ventilation fan on for 2 months
"Pee"
** Security guards
The Black Woman is God
Recent reasons to be unironically proud of America**
I would’ve picked barbecue, but whatever floats your boat.
What is the largest lottery or other game win a Doper has had?
"Pee"
Yup, I’ve won some major peeing contests in my time.
Blood. Eggs. Semen.
Why is life in rich countries way too expensive?
If you insist on buying organic non-GMO semen at Whole Foods, it’ll cost more.
** “Pee”
Flint, Michigan’s water. **
** Soup Nazi in Germany
Mozart? **
Antonio Salieri: “Dear God, why must this obscene child be the instrument of your Chicken Noodle, and not ME?”
**So, What Are “Fat Cells”…Really?
Drug dealer baggies **
2nd amendment enthusiast
What If We Annexed All of Mexico
Go ahead, give it a try. Let us know how it turned out.
Atheists: When someone sneezes, do you say…
The Black Woman is God
El Chapo has been caught, again
Traffic camera captures video of snowy owl.
What Would You Do With 800+ Million
Long Term Health Insurance
I know insurance is expensive, but it’s not that ridiculous.
An approaching vehicle has the high beams on. How do you respond?
Which flashlight/battery combo is best for long term storage?
I never thought of THAT solution before
**Blood. Eggs. Semen.
Flavored Cough Syrup… **
Bleh!