FINALLY! A new Sequential Threads thread!

Unimportant things you feel proud about
Flint, Michigan’s water.

It hasn’t caught on fire yet.

** What’s the most terrifying thing on the Internet you’ve seen?
Long Term health Care Insurance**

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

**Financial Planners. I just won the Power Ball.
what would you do with 800+ million? **

Hi, I’m your new best friend! I have some excellent investment advice for you right here.

**Strong woman = rape victim. Is this a trope/cliché now?
Billy Jack? **

There was a rape scene in that movie.

Meh.

**What’s the Japanese national narrative about WW2?
Asian massage businesses
**

You won the lottery. Describe the first 48 hours.
Telling people about inventions

Hover boards, death rays and flying cars! Finally I have the capital to get them into production!

**“Pee”
Unimportant things you feel proud about **

It shone out like a shaft of gold when all about was dark.

Financial Planners. I just won the Power Ball.
Will a hard partying drugs & alcohol lifestyle when young impact health in later years?

Depends. I’ll need to do the math on exactly how much booze, hookers & blow you can buy for 800 million.

David Bowie has died
There are too many attractive people in TV/Movies now

Sad but true…

Syrian Refugees in Western Europe= “Fifth Column”?

How do people become so confused about the odds?

Very easy indeed.

Petition launched to name new element “Octarine”
Versus Alcohol

Nah, “alcohol” is better. Possibly confusing, though.

** Nominations for Earth’s stupidest man now being accepted.

The most hated man in the Toronto area - you almost feel sorry for him**

“Fat, drunk, stupid, and hated is no way to go through life, son.” – Dean Wormer

Googling the actual quote, turns out since I never watched Animal House when Bobby said it on Supernatural I had no idea he was quoting the movie.

My new car now has a name
Versus Alcohol

It’s a good way to remind me not to drink and drive.

** Anyone do an Alaskan land tour?
Need word suggestion other than “victim” or “survivor”? **

How about “crevassicle” or “grizzly dinner”?

** What is the worst job in the world?

Immigrants **

what is “frogs porn” (UK slang, probably NSFW)
Asian massage businesses

Gonna rub ya til you croak.

** Do users committ SDMB suicide?
Sequential threads schedule**

Oh fer chrissake Johnny, if it’s that big a deal, open a new sequentials thread already!

**Does anyone like Captain Beefheart?

“Only when I laugh… hehe… ow!” **
Awww…he’s not THAT bad

**I can’t find my infant son anywhere
So long Dogface **