FINALLY! A new Sequential Threads thread!

**Emerson, Lake & Palmer how are they remembered these days? Did they leave any legacy in music?
Why do '70s rock stars get a pass on statutory rape? **

** If you had terminal cancer, would you keep it a secret?
“Only when I laugh… hehe… ow!”**

** If you kept a dead body in a freezer for 20 years…
Using light from the sun to heat something above temperature of the sun?**

A bit impatient for the Big Thaw, are we?

Happy Fucking New Year , Ya Bunch Of Turds. Let’s hear your gripe for 2016.
Windows Updates

Isn’t that a gripe every year

Who can sue Ted Cruz
Asian massage businesses

Did he skip out on the check?

Alan Rickman died?!!
Alan Rickman dies at 69 of cancer

Next question.

**What’s the Japanese national narrative about WW2?
Benign conquest?
**

"Pee"
Elevator High Jinx

Yay, stomach bugs…
Flint, Michigan’s water.

Fisherman saves Seal trapped on the ice.
So long Dogface

Hey, that seal was cute! :mad:

** Poll: Atheists: When someone sneezes, do you say…
Help! Undiagnosed medical problem is getting worse. I don’t know where to turn**

Yeah, they like that a lot better than “God bless you”.

New Danger at the Border
Locked out!

Turn away from the person who is sneezing.

Turn away from the person who is sneezing.

"Pee"
My Baby Laughed at a Sound Today!

The refined art of comedy.

**Is there a significant difference in saying someone is ACTING like a bitch vs BEING a bitch?
Police lying
How do I say I do not take bs from anyone
Is it offensive to call someone a “tard” or a “retard”? **

Sounds like an “Ask Miss Manners” column

Ask an Escort
Is there a significant difference in saying someone is ACTING like a bitch vs BEING a bitch?
Ever had a gasoline smell come through your heater vents in your house?
Is it offensive to call someone a “tard” or a “retard”?
Do Libraries Shun Self-Published Books?
Police lying
How do I say I do not take bs from anyone

People think escorts know everything!

**Quaint expressions you heard once or twice but use yourself regularly
Has the World Gone Mad? Turkey on a Plane! **

How do I say I do not take bs from anyone
"Pee"

It gets the message across. But for real effect, wait until lunchtime and take a massive dump in the break room.

Why Is JFK So Deified?
"Pee"

Yes, it’s true. Kennedy used to go from room to room in the White House “marking his territory.”