** The Canadope Café 2016: The North Awakens
Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming **
Can we arrange for the North to go Back To Sleep again?
** Things of inferior quality that you prefer
Opinions on Turkish Airlines? **
Is nice.
**Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming
I have to euthanize my cat **
Sorry, fluffy. But it’s too many mouths to feed…
** India leads the world in open defecation
“Pee” **
No, “Poop”
**Has the World Gone Mad? Turkey on a Plane!
Opinions on Turkish Airlines? **
**Ask an Escort
Unpleasantly Large…
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Okay, there was more to the second title but that was all that was displayed on my view of the main page.
A Washing Machine with a Brick Inside on a Trampoline
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
Separated by one:
** I have to euthanize my cat
Wowbagger the Photon Cat
**
Photon Cats are easy to euthanize – you just create a cancelling beam and they disappear by destructive interference.
**I don’t remember bumping my knee.
Anyone remember this? **
I bumped your knee once. In 1960.
Then watch where you’re putting your big foot in future! :mad:
**What do you do on your lunch break?
Assume you visited or moved to a state where Pot is legal. Would You try it? **
The Cat won’t let me work
I have to euthanize my cat
Couldn’t you just give him a good scolding?
** How would you feel if someone gave away a huge lot of your books without asking you first?
The Bundys are at it again. **
Well, tell the Bundys to stop giving away your books!
**“Pee”
A really bad Thursday night…dog related… **
What phrases won’t Ted Cruz use?
Shut Up BigTard!!
<Bleep> that Beep!
Whenever I see / hear ______________ I feel compelled to __________________
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
What was that? Come again?
And…
**What phrases won’t Ted Cruz use?
Happy Fucking New Year , Ya Bunch Of Turds. Let’s hear your gripe for 2016.**
**
I said that out loud?
“Pee” **
Yes. I heard you.
I have to euthanize my cat
The cat attached itself to me
Again, this seems a little extreme.
** Wowbagger the Photon Cat
I said that out loud?**
Yes, but that’s okay. No one was listening.