**What do you think the meaning of life really is?
$1.99 gasoline **
While I like “42” as an answer, this is good because it’s fresh.
** Quaint expressions you heard once or twice but use yourself regularly
I have a weird lunch box. **
I say this a lot when riding the bus. Gives me lots of extra room to stretch out.
** Things you remember as a child
So, I got laid off today…**
Well, business was off at the lemonade stand.
The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be…
What was Lucas thinking with the Porkins character in Star Wars?
Porkins was a chubby kid who was constantly bullied by his leaner classmates. He was determined to leave his home, and fight for the rights of the oppressed. The hazing at flight training was even worse than what he’d recently left…
**What should we call the new ninth planet?
Is being called ‘not rational’ an insult? **
**I have a weird lunch box.
What do you do on your lunch break? **
Listen to people teasing me about my lunchbox.
**What would you tell a 25 year old male virgin?
English needs some new words **
**India leads the world in open defecation
Inappropriate cashier behavior **
A quad-fecta
The cat attached itself to me
The cat won’t let me work
Hi
I have to euthanize my cat
This is from two different forums (fora?) on the main page, but seemed pretty good:
Blood. Eggs. Semen. (from ATMB)
Getting to First Base (As In… (from GQ)
Um, usually if you’re only getting to first base, semen and eggs aren’t involved. Blood either (I hope!! :eek::eek::eek:)
What should we see in California?
Police lying
Apparently, Frank Drebin had a daughter
Most shaggable member of ABBA
That is surprising.
** Ask the guy who just does regular stuff
So, your superhero friend just obliterated India… **
Surefire way to stop a hangover.
Blood. Eggs. Semen.
Not sure if it’s worth it.
So, I got laid off today…
The Cat won’t let me work
Uhm yeah, it was the cat’s fault. Right. :rolleyes:
** Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming
just got my winter bike fixed…
**
**I quit drinking 15 days ago. Am I over the worst of it?
The cat attached itself to me
So, I got laid off today…
Hallucinations from alcohol withdrawal **
My guess is you’re not quite there yet.
** The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be…
the Roy Rogers Show-----Huh?**
I’m confused, too. It was cowboy Gene Autry and his Radio Ranch that faced off against The Phantom Empire.
** Things you remember as a child
Wowbagger the Photon Cat
Versus Alcohol **
Yeah – that was one nasty cartoon battle.
** The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be…
Inside Out: Is Riley Bi? **