Hallucinations from alcohol withdrawal
Versus Alcohol
Which ones are better?
** What do you do on your lunch break?
Ask the guy who just does regular stuff **
Why? You just told us you do “regular stuff”.
** Can husband shoot loved family pet
Help! Undiagnosed medical problem is getting worse. I don’t know where to turn.**
Do not turn to your husband. :eek:
** Flint, Michigan’s water.
Versus Alcohol **
That’s an easy call. After seeing Flint’s water, anyone would have to pick alcohol.
** Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming
Where is the cold and snow I was promised? **
Wait…right…there. For a couple of hours.
** Flint, Michigan’s water.
I quit drinking 15 days ago. Am I over the worst of it?**
**Bosses - why don’t you fire people?
Are you attracted to competitive bodybuilders? **
Their typing and programming skills may not be top class, but I don’t have the heart to let them go…
**You’re locked out of your house; how screwed are you?
Do College Cheerleaders Not Wear Panties… **
Well, if I knew I was going to be locked out, I would have put some on, OK?
**The DEA hired a TSA employee to tell them which passengers had cash in their luggage.
Versus Alcohol **
What if you have cash and alcohol in your luggage?
**Positive Gun News of the Day
My Baby Laughed at a Sound Today! **
BANG!
:giggle:
“Aw…Daddy’s little son of a gun!”
** India leads the world in open defecation
You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille**
** What would you tell a 25 year old male virgin?
I have a weird lunch box.**
Oooh baby.
I searched for ‘harmonica’ in Cafe Society, and these two threads are sequential in the search results:
Instruments that should be more common
Who Are The Glockenspiel Superstars?
What would you tell a 25 year old male virgin?
I have a weird lunch box.
**What’s the farthest you’ve been from your clothes ?
Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming **
Ouch. This is really bad timing.
** Nuclear Explosion In A Blizzard
Junior Mint in an Open Wound**
Cracked a tooth while chewing ice cubes, eh?
**The House Next Door Burned the Other Night
Most awesome thrill thing you ever did **
I usually limit myself to ringing the doorbell and running away.
**Tell me about Great Smoky Mountains National Park as a vacation destination **
**Suicide or Homicide? **
That bad huh?
Most awesome thrill thing you ever did
Does this count as cheating on my spouse?
:dubious:
** How did the word “bitch” come to be associated with …
High sulfur steel **
How, indeed?
** Finding Love on Straight Dope
Well, there’s your problem **