**How Long Has This Particular Vulgarity Been In Use?
The Amplituhedron **
I think “your father was an amplituhedron, and your mother smells of rank olive oil” is attested in Homer.
** At-home clothing on old TV shows
Making clothes at home **
For old TV shows
**Neighbor is trying to confront me about complaint i made
How to build a fence **
**How selfish can you be, Charlie Sheen?
No, dumb bitch, we don’t take anyone’s American Express card
**
Actually, it was a commercial for Visa
** Poll: Do you know who Pete Seeger was?
What is wrong with can openers today?**
Yes, that was one of his classic songs, along with “If I Had A Microwave Oven” and “Where Have All The Flat Screen TVs Gone?”
Where would you go if you could go any place in the world?
Naples, Italy - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Where did the name “Ewoks” come from?
Supergirl
It was a from a pretty awful crossover comic. All known copies were taken and buried in a New Mexico landfill.
The Thread of Dad Jokes
How Many Brain Cells Are Required To Know That You Store A Magic Marker With The Tip Pointing DOWN!?
I don’t know. How many?
**Decoding Kids’ Words – Carry On
Who DID say “forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting.” **
If it was your five your old, it’s time to talk to a child therapist. And possibly an exorcist.
**Anyone else hate the idea of black friday?
This guy on my bus told me he’s going to commit suicide… **
I’m not a fan either, but that’s overreacting.
** How selfish can you be, Charlie Sheen?
Stop running redlights, dammit! **
Charlie never ran a red light district in his life. He always stopped there.
** And the prize for the most unnecessarily long-winded,repetitve thread goes to:
Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?**
** How Many Brain Cells Are Required To Know That You Store A Magic Marker With The Tip Pointing DOWN!?
This is what happens when you give Adults a child’s coloring book. **
Coloring books - slaughtering brain cells by the dozen.
The SDMB has made my salvation impossible. Here’s why!
Ask the Atheist
Reported for duplicate thread 
(the two were actually by different posters).
I don’t believe ISIS is Islamic
"Allahu Akbar"
Nope, still not buying it.
** America is the leader of the free world
Stop running redlights, dammit!**
America, the World’s Traffic Cop.
**Poll: What kind of food will you eat?
Food for colds **
In reverse order:
What’s Cookin’ for Thanksgiving?
Food for colds
**“We are conquering places I haven’t even heard of.”
West 98 1/2 Street? **
Yes, that. But tomorrow, the world!
You know, we should chat about global warming
The Global Warming Fraud
Tell me about your dumb fights and bickering
That kind of sums it up right there…