Just what the frigg is his problem?
Unfaithful relationship
So dump her already.
**Your Least Favorite Beatles Song
“He reminded me of Peewee Herman.” **
It’s not well known.
**Ask the Atheist
Where is the wierdest place you ever pee’d?? **
And is that why you’re banned from the Sistine Chapel?
**Do you care when “payday” is?
Not sure if I understand metaphor? **
“Payday”? Nudge, nudge? Know what I mean?
…
No, I don’t get it either.
Why did my vet (indirectly) kill my epileptic dog?
The “everyone does it” logic
That’s no excuse.
**Going to Pittsburgh- what should I not miss while I’m there?
170 People Taken Hostage at Mali Hotel **
What’s Your Expertise?
Sudden death of a good neighbor
Is there much call for that?
**Just took the mensa test
Free Association – Characters, Actors, Celebrities, etc. **
Huh. Guess they’ve lowered their standards a bit…
** Pennsylvania college cancels play after author objects to white actors
“The Irish weren’t considered white.”**
OK, go ahead and use them then.
**Worst responses to Paris Terrorist Attacks
Armed protesters stalk peaceful Muslims at Texas mosque: We want to show force **
:smack:
**Someone in your life that “doesn’t get it”
Hanging Out In MPSIMS **
Wait. Why are you all looking at me?
** Tell me about the most awful thing you’ve ever smelled
Violent Boobies **
**Do you pick up pennies?
I want to buy a land yacht **
** Worst responses to Paris Terrorist Attacks
No, dumb bitch, we don’t take anyone’s American Express card**
And if they try to pay in dinars, you know they’re up to something.
** Cheer me up, please!
The Silicon Valley Suicides: article in The Atlantic**
And if that doesn’t put a sparkle in your eye and a song on your lips, nothing will.
That would be the “money shot.” 
41% of Americans support Syrian immigration
Once again, my faith in humanity is confirmed!
I dunno, 41% seems kinda low.
What on Earth did I find in my friend’s shed?
Lithium iron batteries and Motorcycles
Alright, calm down. That’s nothing to alert Homeland Security about.
** Free Ridicule Forum–Top Priority
Shouldn’t this be a relatively easy feature to install on a message board?**
** What’s the most expensive thing I can put in the 22 oz. take home box from the Golden Corral Buffet?
The Leftovers season 2**
“What will Brad put in the Golden Corral take-home box? Fried chicken? Jalapeño peppers? Chocolate pudding? Don’t miss the suspense when Season 2 begins, Thursday night at 8!”
In today’s “New Posts” fetch:
** Poll: How many times have you peed in the shower in the past month?**
Mean Mr. Mustard
The “everyone does it” logic
Kimbosquee