**What things have you done more of than the average person?
Winning against repeat neighborly retaliation? **
Turkey Shoots Down Russian Warplane.
Phuc Dat Bich
Take that, Ivan!
** What’s MANDATORY for you to have on Thanksgiving (foodwise)?
Silver Palate mashed potatoes **
…'cause we’re brand-conscious around here!
** Tell me about the most awful thing you’ve ever smelled
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Turkey Shoots Down Russian Warplane.
Yes, there is some good news in the Third World
** I must be the only woman on earth who doesn’t think this is funny
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** Cheer me up, please!
The Thread of Dad Jokes **
Nothin’s funnier than Dad jokes!
Need ideas for dealing with asshole neighbor
What do you think of Bull-fighting?
Sounds a bit drastic.
** Weightlifting question
Big Crunch, Freeze and Rip**
No, you want bigger muscles, not more of them. :eek:
** What is the Signature Song by the Rolling Stones?
Foods You Can Freeze, Foods You Can’t. **
Actual title: “You Can’t Always Freeze What You Want”.
But you can fry sometimes…
Desperate things you’ve done when money was tight (or absent).
Do you pick up pennies?
** What’s MANDATORY for you to have on Thanksgiving (foodwise)?
Steaks: the layer of flavor **
Fuck eating only turkey!
So, was yesterday the 52nd anniversary of JFK assassination?
Phuc Dat Bich
That seems harsh.
** Exercises in Onomatopoeia
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **
No. It sounds kind of gooshy and splorty.
**Last day for my cat, Lucia
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2015 **
I hope you’re not my Secret Santa
**“He reminded me of Peewee Herman.”
Jam Making Question **
Is that what you call it?
** If you legally murdered somebody…
If a lawyer is acting like a complete disgrace in court… **
…there’s no downside to acting as your own attorney!
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**What is the Signature Song by the Rolling Stones?
Foods You Can Freeze, Foods You Can’t. **
It’s by Springsteen, and it’s called Tenth Avenue Freeze Out.
See #129.
ASCAP will be sending you a bill on my account.
**Cheer me up, please!
Just took the mensa test **
Aw, it’s OK - don’t define yourself by a number!
**Does religion prove the reality of existance?
I dont understand religion… **
I guess not.
** A fantastic science project for the holidays
Noticing the little things**
And if the ‘little things’ are atoms, you’ll get a great mark!