FINALLY! A new Sequential Threads thread!

The most disgusting or disturbing movie you have ever seen?
The Peanuts Movie

Peanuts in CGI? What were they thinking?

Why Would Anyone Want Hard Cookies?
Phuc Dat Bich

Why do birds have beaks?
If a lawyer is acting like a complete disgrace in court…

Object, your honor! Pecking defense counsel!

Got wood?
Dealing with a little girl that just won’t sleep in her bed

No, stop right there. I don’t like where this is going. :eek:

Is Black Friday Losing its Real Meaning?
Got wood?

Yep, in the good old days we knew the real meaning of the holidays, and stuffing wasn’t just for the turkey if you catch my drift.

Look, Islam is not the enemy
What’s the Deal with the Falkland Islands?

They’re the enemy. Eyes on the ball, people!

Is there a way to live without working?
Crap, my tenant died.

Guess not.

So who is working tomorrow?
What’s Your Expertise?

I have no idea what I’m doing. But the ER is short a doc, so…where again did you say the pain is?

Is putting on a tie a private activity?
How many times have you masturbated in the shower/tub in the past 30 days? (solo only)

So… “putting on a tie” is a euphemism? Actually, it’s not worst one I’ve heard. I think I’ll start using it.

So who is working tomorrow?
My first grade teacher died

So not him/her.

**What if the Cuban missile crisis had gone badly?
Are bananas radioactive **

Bananas, apples, oranges, zucchinis…if the Cuban missile crisis had gone badly, they’d all be radioactive.

Desperate things you’ve done when money was tight (or absent).
Can you help with this PC I’m building?

Do you pick up pennies?
Phuc Dat Bich

Look, Islam is not the enemy
On Feminism

Nope, still not the enemy. Keep trying, though.

BMW Dopers: my new M series engine
How much roadkill is really accidental?

**Got wood?
My chiropractic experience **

Happy ending

**On Feminism
Look, Islam is not the enemy
Look, Islam is not going away **

Islam is not the enemy of feminism, and even if they are, they are not going away.

What’s your expertise?
Thanksgiving woes.
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Don’t think I’ll eat at your house next year.

Positive Gun News of the Day
How the world seems after 44 years in prison.

It’s not as bad as I expected. The holiday dinners are awesome.

** A Day In The Life
how much roadkill is really accidental? **

♩ He blew a raccoon out with his car
It didn’t notice that the light had changed ♬