If you were charged with first degree murder…
Is the Kennedy Assassination a closed case as far as the US Government is concerned?
It wasn’t me, it was that Oswald guy! I hadn’t even been born yet!
**What is the Signature Song by the Rolling Stones?
Hello Bitches **
But of course.
Do you physically size people up when you meet them?
Time for a new refrigerator.
She’s very nice, but she’ll never fit in my Frigidaire.*
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I’m going to see you tonight, for a midnight snack.
What’s Your Expertise?
Feeling angry.
Don’t get in front of me on the road.
**Great. There’s a bird in my chimney.
Feeling angry.
how much roadkill is really accidental? **
Possible mid-air with a drone over the Sepulveda Pass
Weird, failed attempt at hurting me
Good thing I took a different flight.
**Is there a way to live without working?
The truth about house cats? **
They live without working. Become a cat.
How to resolve conflict with your conservative Korean parents after moving in with your SO.
Phuc Dat Bich
** Shooter at Planned Parenthood clinic
Feeling angry. **
You bet I am. Dumb shit.
** Positive Gun News of the Day
Shooter at Planned Parenthood clinic**
Well, he was taken down at gunpoint, so…
** Do big oil CEOs feel like gods ?
I dont understand religion…**
Great. There’s a bird in my chimney.
Oops. Burglar didn’t think this through.
Same diff. They both start with ‘B’.
** How do you deal with highly religious people
Should the Girl Scouts be ashamed at this?**
Saying “Jesus wants you to buy $200 worth of cookies” is pretty darn shameful, if you ask me.
** Burglar didn’t think this through.
All right, who’s up for a Kessel Run?
What’s the most interesting car you saw today? **
A Ford Falcon with a burglar making the Kessel Run
** A Rolling Stones question I shouldn’t have to ask
Definitive versions of Christmas Songs**
No, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” is not a Christmas song.
** Any piano technicians/geeks in the house?
“He reminded me of Peewee Herman.” **
** What your baby really wants for Christmas
“The Government”
**
Uses for “Scantron” machines outside of education?
Filling the Dead Sea with water from the Med
I’ll grant that it’s outside of education.
Safe way to disinfect a memory stick?
Electricity and Electromagnetic Waves
I don’t think that counts as ‘safe’.
I need help in explaining how this scam works to a younger person.
Basic Heat Transfer: Conduction Thru a Wall
Those Laws of Thermodynamics are clearly some sort of trick.
**How do you deal with highly religious people
And you sir are worse than Hitler! **
That’s what I tell 'em.
** How do you deal with highly religious people
Elective surgical castration insurance question **