fart.
My goldfish has taught me that…
…there is no escape that doesn’t result in death.
KaPOW…
Ka-blooie and bam!
The comics I read are_______.
…all bazooka joe wrappers.
The bombs dropped…
Were bad jokes. I was heckled mercilessly.
So I quit my stand up career for_____.
… driving a taxi instead.
One rainy night, I picked up a passenger named Sue, who wanted to go to …
to the bathroom, but I told her “not in my cab you don’t.”
Another thing about being a cabbie is…
… trying to avoid wrecks while watching couples do the dirty behind you in the rearview mirror.
The movie I want to see is …
… never going to be made.
But I’m interested in old time …
…television shows that were never made.
The albatross tasted…
Fishy and smelled worse around my neck!
I am not gonna go out alone in my boat anymore because_____.
I forget to shower and I start smelling like last week’s bait.
The last time I went fishing,…
… all I caught was a cold.
I guess it didn’t help that I was trying to fish …
In the nude. In Canada, no less.
I try not to_____.
buy anymore pinball machines, but it’s becoming a habit.
Happy families are. . .
… those who enjoy doing things together, such as playing pinball.
In fact, the last time I was in an arcade …
…I played air hockey with my son.
I almost got hit by a puck. . .
duck, a new species just discovered.
I regret_____.
… playing air hockey.
I should have just kept to playing …
Lost World. I got 14 games off one quarter, but then lost, so I figured I was pinballed out for the day, and wanted to play something with my son. Maybe we should have played Block-Out.
Who lives in a pineapple. . .