…nodded politely to the groundskeeper doing a crossword puzzle in the shade.
As she passed, he whispered, “Five letters, first letter D…”
3rd letter g
She had no________.
… idea that the word sought was “digit.”
Because when it comes to puzzles, elephants …
…do better with pictures than words.
The elementary school teacher sauntered into the airport Applebee’s like…
It was a 5 star restuarant.
Lucky for her they had______.
… both kinds of wine: red and white.
As she perused the menu, she noticed …
…it was in Sanskrit.
Thinking quickly, she…
Pointed to a menu item and hoped for the best.
What she got was_____.
not… the best.
Perusing the menu in a Scottish restaurant…
, you take your life into your own hands if you order anything other than the haggis with a side of fries.
The best thing about visiting Scotland in August is _________________
…the black flies spend most of their time under kilts, so they don’t bother the tourists.
Scotland Yard called with information about your…
Lost cat. Found living with the Queens corgis.
Off to the pet shop for______.
eight capybaras, three stoats and an emu, just like Great Aunt Edna asked for.
I tried juggling emus once, but _________________
when I dropped them and they crashed to the ground stoats immediately set about devouring them.
The most wonderful thing about Australia…
…is an Outback Steakhouse on every corner.
Would you believe…
kangaroos adore bloomin’ onions.
Just last week, as a matter of fact,…
I ate Kangaroo pie. So good.
Shouldn’t eat too much or______.
I get jumped up or hoppy or something,
but then there’s …
… the fun of boxing.
Though I prefer wrestling, because …
Sumo pants are so fun to wear.
Sushi makes me_______.