… were getting high on airplane glue and arming themselves with X-Acto knives?
But the worst part was …
the management staff, bitching and moaning about the Affordable Care Act.
If you ask me,…
… they should spend less time bitching and moaning, and more time actually working.
But that’s unlikely, so …
…I’ll just fill in the adult coloring books while I’m in the store.
As far as the children’s coloring books…
… who says I cannot color a cute kitty green, if I want to?
Of course, no cat comes in that color, but …
(As an aside, does anybody remember those Doodle-Art posters from back in the 1970s, where you colored a poster?)
…who gives a rat’s ass?
Creativity, man, that’s what it’s about, like the guy who…
… say, “Carburetors, man, that’s what life is all about.”
They’re only second to tuck-and-roll upholstery and …
A teak dash board.
The real art on a car is______.
… the airbrushed dragons, warriors, and scantily-clad maidens on 1970s shaggin’ wagons.
Ah, the 1970s, when …
…you could read Playboy and not get verbally castrated by fauxminists.
That isn’t feminism, that’s…
…Miss Havisham in a new black dress.
The problem with superhero movies is…
I’ve never gotten to star in one.
Of course, my superpower is
…resurrecting zombie game threads.
Do you remember that one time…
. . . you forgot you posted here years ago?
Whenever I pay to renew my membership on the Board. . .
… I’m glad that I get the Charter Member discount.
Of course, with the board switchover to a new platform …
…multiple mishaps occurred.
For example,…
… there was the Noodle Incident.
And then there was the time …
…when The Noodle Incident did NOT occur as planned.
That led to…
…some kind of fire drill.
Anyway, eventually…
… we gathered outside, and the fire department showed up, and determined that there was no danger.
So we went back inside the building, where …