“Naw, it’s not fucked up,” said Lenny, "it’s just … "
…too big.
Hey, whatever happened to…
… Belle and the Maison Derrière?
And while we’re thinking about places in Springfield, what happened to …
…the Springfield Vampires?
Didn’t they once have a winning season or did they…
… get sold to an owner in Albuquerque?
Who knew that Albuquerque …
…had a wascally wabbit for mayor?
He brought in the Albuquerque Vampires who won games by…
… only playing night games.
The one time they had to play a day game, they …
…had to wear burkas to keep from turning to dust.
Anyway, they keep themselves under control, only feeding on…
…vultures and buzzards which gives them very bad breath.
To control their bad breath, they have a tendency to…
… consume frightening amounts of breath mints.
Their favorite flavor is …
Cinnamon.
Cinnamon toast always…
… tastes great!
How many other spices …
…can you fit in you purse at the market?
I can fit lots but I’ve never tried to steal…
…anything, except from those candy bins they used to have in the grocery stores.
But that doesn’t count since…
the grapes were in sealed containers. How else can you snack while shopping?
The banana peel on the floor…
… did not end well for me.
When I go to the supermarket nowadays …
… I first get nauseated from a huge meal.
Otherwise I might…
…binge in the chips section.
The stores don’t seem to like that much, sometimes they’ll even…
fire a warning shot through my liver.
I don’t see why supermarkets even *need *armed guards. Why, just a week ago…
…there was a riot at Hobby Lobby.
Where were the guards then, while the rioters…