… being dead, had no comment.
But Bob Geldof was there too, and he said, …
Aside:
As I recall things, there was a Toronto punk performer in the early 1980s named Toby Swann, who did a punk/new wave (you decide) arrangement of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Have a listen:
I give the arrangement 10, the singing, 3.
But Bob Geldof was there too, and he said, “I have GOT to get out of here!”
As he forced his way through the weeping, bleeding, wailing, pooping crowd, he noticed…
… one person who was neither weeping, bleeding, wailing, nor pooping.
Curious, he approached the person, and …
said, “I’ll give you something to poop about, old woman!”
This, of course, made the old woman…
… poop.
At which point, Bob Geldof …
Screamed for an orderly.
This place has really_____.
…gone downhill since Barney took over management.
Not that he’s a bad guy, he’s just…
… cannot manage his way out of a paper bag.
What he needs to do is …
bring Fred onboard as a partner.
Hearing that, Barney exclaimed
…Urp. Uh, wrong Barney.
Hey Homer, did you hire someone to…
… look after sector 7G when you were on lunch?
Because you need to see what …
Smithers just brought to the table.
Mr. Burns, meanwhile, was just sitting in his office and…
… touching his fingers together while saying “Excellent.”
Lenny and Carl …
, whom no one could tell apart except true *Simpsons *devotees, were meanwhile sitting cross-legged in a yurt just outside of Blawnox, Pa.
They were discussing Episcopal theology and…
…psychosomatic rashes.
As Lenny scratched his ankle, he asked Carl what his beliefs were. Carl scratched his neck and…
… asked, “Why does this conversation make us both itch?”
The decided to go to Moe’s and …
suddenly realized they were still in Blawnox, not Springfield.
As they rolled up the yurt, packed their bags and headed for the airport, Lenny said…
… “We’ve gotta get a smaller yurt.”
Carl just shrugged and said …
Fucked up.