… margaritas, because they’re better in Mexico.
Meanwhile, Elmer spotted Yosemite Sam, and …
… they got into a shooting match.
But they were both so incompetent that…
They shot out all the lights.
They stumbled around in the dark, until______.
… the lights came on and they realized that they were in “The Bunny of Seville.”
Recovering from the surprise quickly, they …
…quickly exited, stage right, right behind a pink mountain lion.
The mountain lion was being bothered by a…
… pair of meeces.
So, rather than …
Hang around. They climbed up into the cat walks.
After the show was over_____.
… they went over to Moe’s, as usual (Moe wasn’t there, as usual).
They found a table in…
…the back, to avoid being seen by that pesky rabbit and ditzy duck.
And, of course, the bartender was…
… Jessica Rabbit.
Which meant that they decided to …
…hit on her in all the worst ways possible.
When Roger showed up,…
… he was ready to do battle.
But Bugs and Daffy preferred to …
Sit in a corner and point and laugh.
Not surprisely, they were noticed, and…
Jay and Silent Bob got into the act.
Then Alex and his droogs walked in and…
Dragging a drunken Moe.
He said to Alex “We…”
… need to serve everybody Flaming Moes.
Then, the Ramones showed up to play and …
the place went totally crazy!
For their opening number, the boys…
…sang an amped up version of Over the Rainbow.
Not an obvious choice, but one that…
was sure to make everyone bleed from the ears and soon catastrophically lose bowel control.
As the audience begged for mercy, the band…
…sang a version of Summertime that would make Janis Joplin jealous.
Janis happened to be there that night, and…