… have steam coming out of their ears, just like in a cartoon.
And their eyes …
…literally explode.
But they keep coming back for more, just like…
…Wile E. Coyote. Ya know, he finally caught the road runner.
When he caught him he…
Shook his hand and bought him a drink.
They ended up_____.
… talking about the physics of running off a cliff and not falling until you look down.
Then they started talking about falling pianos, and …
The Acme novelty and TNT company.
They came to the conclusion _______.
…that whatever cartoon god exists has a sick sense of humor.
Then they agreed to…
… order another round of drinks.
When they finished those, they …
…puked, got into fights, and were arrested.
Road Runner woke up in jail first and walked straight thru the bars and the first thing he did was…
…get the keys and let Wile E. out.
Then they proceeded to…
The canyons and cliffs. Normal hijinx ensued.
Both wore a smile and______.
… nothing else.
But they were secure in the knowledge that …
each was attracted to Bugs Bunny.
Philosophically, the whole arrangement smacks of…
A dangerous love triangle that could get ugly.
So, instead I decided to try_______.
… simply ignoring the whole thing.
That worked really well until …
…Daffy Duck showed up.
This duck has problems that could only be solved by…
… Elmer Fudd and his shotgun.
Assuming, of course, that …
…Elmer shotgunned Daffy with primo.
Daffy sat down and looked straight thru Elmer and saw…
… a sign saying “Rabbit Season.”
Daffy looked Elmer straight in the eye, and said, …
Too bad, sucka!
He flew south for the_______.