… anywhere other than Chili’s.
What he really wanted was …
Tacos. I directed him to the nearest taco truck.
He vaporized and left his…
…stench in the air.
I asked the bartender for another…
… cocktail napkin, to use as a mask.
The bartender proceeded to …
Mix me up a mint julep made with VaporRub.
It was so bad…
…I almost couldn’t finish it.
And then, the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen…
…came in wearing a cocktail napkin.
The napkin didn’t catch my eye. What caught my eye was…
… the construction boots she was wearing.
Well, those and the …
…cardboard coasters she wore as pasties.
I asked the bartender about her…
… outfit.
He shrugged and said …
Forever 21 had just had a big sale.
That made me reminisce about being 21 and
…being really stupid.
I don’t think anyone gains any real intelligence until…
… they hit 30.
At that point, they’ve been through …
The deep, dark exciting forest of thier 20s.
Then all the_____.
… midlife crises start to loom.
A red sportscar and a twenty-something blonde won’t solve anything; what you want is …
A good recipe for Chili.
Make it and they will_____.
… come.
Though they may have questions about …
…the tincture you squirted into it.
I always tell them that it improves the…
…flavor.
They’re still skeptical, but they still try it, and when they do…
… a few of them nevertheless don’t survive.
In fact, before they succumb, they often…