Drain Bead,“Okay, so how many women are digging Satan even more after hearing that story? I know I am…”
Aren’t we all. Damn!
When I was about 27 my guy friend took me to a porno flick in a theatre. Later he toldme he could hear a guy jacking off right behind us. Gross
When I was a Freshman in college, the Student Activities organization or some such had to spew it across three theaters one weekend as part of the regular weekend movie activities (passing the reels from one theater to the next as they finish playing). Even so, it was standing room only! I think that was my first porno movie. Remembered that it was pretty good at the time. Good photography, sound, even kind of a story line.
Oh…sorry, that was the Devil of Miss Jones.
Worst lines I ever heard in pornos:
“Look at it! Look at his sperm! Doesn’t it look like venom?”
“Ya mule!” - while doing a woman from behind, wearing a cowboy hat. Now, I’ve heard of lonely men having sex with farm animals, pretending they are women, but the other way around?!?
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“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
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1974, high school, “Devil In Miss Jones” at the Highwood Cinema Club. Got a special membership card, too. The best thing was that I only saw 1/2 the movie cuz we wuz raided. When the cops came in and turned on the lights I could see it was an interesting crowd. Besides the high schoolers, there were a bunch of well-dressed couples. I think things have changed a bit in these high-tech times.
Speaking of PeeWee, I’ve met the star of the movie he was watching when he was arrested (Nurse Nancy herself)…
I went to a restaurant in NY called La Nouvelle Justine, which is an S&M themed French restaurant. They were playing bondage porno on several monitors all around the restaurant… heh.
Here is me with our waiter… he was wearing a floor-length skirt, no shirt, and a chain harness thingie. wiater pic
Someone from another table got shackled to this big cage and flogged by the staff at one point… hehe.
Anyway, the porn they were showing was like some cheesy naked cowboy movie, looked like 70s era. On alternating screens they showed old black and white footage of Betty Paige getting spanked and stuff.
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“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
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I was in high school at the time. I don’t remember the name of the flick, but it had the word ‘Stewardess’ in the title. And it was in 3-D, which made it more scary than erotic. I’m not sure which was more silly - the movie or the theater full of males wearing cardboard 3-D glasses.
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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
Buttman’s European Vacation was my first venture into the adult film world. I must have been 14 at the time. My all time favorite porno though is Anal Justice… its just soo damn funny!!!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I was a late starter (should that be a late comer?), aged around 23. The feature was called ‘I’m trying to keep it up’, and there were about 3 of us in the cinema. One was a classic ‘dirty old man’, the rest looked like school truants.
Mind you, when I was 12 I thought I knew all about sex. My older friends challenged me to define ‘masturbation’ and I said it meant to chew thoroughly (well at least I knew what mastication was).
It was a double feature at an actual movie theater: “Autobiography of a Flea” and “Teenage Sorority Girls.” There were three of us guys that had all just turned 18, and it was the first time for all three.
I remember just last year I went with a couple of my friends from school to a local theater (Called “Nu-Art”). I remember the store had video booths, and a theater. The store sold fetish gear, toys, videos, old porn novels, and all the other stuff. I remember most of the clientele were these old men. Most were by themselves. It was kind of nasty. Me and my friends tried not to touch anything and washed our hands when we got home because it was kind of scuzzy in there. We didn’t even venture into the theater but we could hear the movie LOUD and clear. The theater also had its parking lot in the back so you could go in through the back door.
You make me want to throw my pager out the window
tell MCI to cut the phone poles
break my lease so I can move
cause you’re a bugaboo, a bugaboo
I’ve seen porn here and there. I prefer British porn, since they seem to think male eye candy is as important as female, unlike American porn. Anyway, my most memorable porn viewing was when I was 18, at a small, obscure and very small college in the Southwest. We had a festival every spring; it was put on by the sophomores. It was basically an orgy, but there was a serious effort to structure it, with activities and a theme. Anyway, the opening ceremony included a film about the school. It showed people having round-table discussions in an era when guys had brush cuts and people smoked in class. We sat there halfheartedly ripping on it, when suddenly the shot changed to a guy stubbing out a cigarette, then proceeding to take everything off. I have never heard people laugh so loud; it would have drowned out a Harley with no muffler in top gear. The camera got him from every angle, and not from a stationary position, either. Some people claimed later that they’d noticed that the guy stripping was also in the discussion group, but the sophomores asserted that the two films were unrelated. I wonder if that’s ever been topped, at subsequent festivals.
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—Red Green
Well, I tried to watch my first porno last night–looking for Debbie Does Dallas–but the store didn’t have it. I must say my virginal eyes were flipping out at the video covers–all these dicks in asses and women with breast implants so repulsively large that … well, I’m sure you’ve all seen this. Brian was with me, and he was amused by my “OH my GOD, look at this woman! Why the hell would she DO that to her body!”
My favorite title there: Urethral Weapon.
Rich Hall-
Yes, Penthouse has gotten a lot more hard core in recent years. Golden shower, anyone?
Well, crud: Day 2 of the Search for Debbie Does Dallas, to no avail. We called every local video store–some had Debbie Does Dallas Again, some had the other sequels; some had the original on DVD. But no one has it on VHS.
We also looked for Sex Bloopers with no success. There are so many titles out there–it’s a needle in a haystack. Or…well, there’s something more sexual that could be used as an analogy there, I’m sure.
So we looked at other titles, and they all looked the same. A bit grotesque, some of them. Nothing that looked amusing (although the title “When Larry Are Sally” was hilarious. There weren’t any other “real movie” porn cop-offs, though. Dammit.). Then other men walked in the room, and Bri and I felt a little creeped out and had to leave. Yah gotta love when a woman brings her 1-year-old in with her to the porn room.
So, we rented Orgazmo. Damn funny, in a silly way, but why the hell was it NC-17? There were bare breasts on the screen for maybe 2 seconds. The rest is bare asses and dildos. No wonder Matt and Trey were so pissed off at the ratings board. “Shut your fing face, uncle fer…”