[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6988308&postcount=1
03) has to be the lamest thread closing ever. I think this has gone far enough? In what direction? In what way? This aint MPSIMS. Holy shit! If you don’t like how it’s going why not give a little direction rather than just shutting it down? IIRC you closed your first Pit thread about 40 seconds after being announced as a Mod. There are other options other than the nuclear one, and you would do well to avail yoursel of them. This is pathetic.
Oh man! That wasn’t pathetic. That wasn’t the nuclear option…
No. That closing was a mercy killing. Nothing more, nothing less.
The only problem? We wants more bloodshed. Please re-open it! Give the Romans their entertainment!
Wait, **fluiddruid **- come back. I can think of another reason: $$$!
That thread makes good business sense. That thread was justifying re-subscriptions from countless Dopers on the edge of their computer seats waiting for the next blow. I know that thread alone paid for my subscription.
Please? Pretty please?
Shucks.
Very lame cheap shot…
I agree, that thread closing was bullshit.
What, CB is now protected by the mods from being Pitted?
Or if it was his racist and dishonest conduct in the thread that made it ‘go too far’, why wasn’t he warned?
Meh. It was getting repetitive, though, especially the Pittee. Inching toward boring, seemed to me.
Now, if it’s entertainment you want, go look up any of Aldebaran’s pittings – both of and by our former star. Them’s some classic bloodbaths. 
I’m only guessing, but I assume there’s some kind of email exchange between the mods and CB right now. Normally the mods seem pretty happy to keep open pit threads, but in this case rules of the board were actually being broken (no hate speech) so while it’s probably one of the most deserved pitting i’ve seen since i’ve been here (and CB’s posts added to hilarity…“Look, the tunnel has one end in the US, therefore it’s all in the US!!!”)
I think the thread title may have been flawed, though - seems to me CB actually did believe what he/she was saying, sadly. More ignorant and close-minded than dishonest.
“De acuerdo a las investigaciones que han hecho las autoridades de EU ya se corroboró que el túnel no tiene salida en territorio mexicano.”
“Por su parte, Juan Dania, representante de la oficina de Inmigración y Aduanas del Consulado de Estados Unidos confirmó que el túnel sólo logra pasar una de las dos bardas fronterizas.”
Translation:
According to investigations done by Amrican authorities, it has been corroborated that the tunnel has no exit on the Mexican territory.
Juan Dania, representative for the Office of Immigration and Customs of the United States Consulate, confirmed that the tunnel only reaches under two border fences.
In the closed thread it was established by open minded participants that Mexican reports are to be disregarded due to their dishonesty. One because he had never heard of Frontera, a leading Tijuana newspaper. Another compared the paper to BAgdad Bob, a propaganda representative of Saddam Hussein. Call that what you want.
Correct me if i’m wrong, but surely if they went under the border fences, then they crossed the border? Unless the fences were not themselves on the border, of course, but I don’t see why that would be.
My point was, however, that you said;
…in order to disprove the assertation that part of the tunnel was in Mexico. Which (while showing at least part of it was in the US) doesn’t show that the other end wasn’t in Mexico.
Thanks for being polite in that response, btw. I was worried you might respond a bit more aggressively, but i’m pleased to see I misjudged you on that count.
There are a series of border fences on the American side of the border. How many at that particular point I don’t know.
Also to the posters that ridicule me by saying a tunnel must have an entrance and an exit, there have been several incomplete tunnels discovered along the border. By incomplete, meaning they had one opening. Also I believe many mine tunnels have only one opening.
Mirriam-Webster definition:
1 : a hollow conduit or recess : TUBE, WELL
2 a : a covered passageway; specifically : a horizontal passageway through or under an obstruction b : a subterranean gallery (as in a mine)
And this is why the other thread should be reopened. CBEscapee isn’t done making an ass of himself yet.
When discussing tunnels originating from the US side of the border.
Press release from US Immigration and Customs
04/30/02
Tunnel Under Construction Discovered Near Border
Agents Locate 65 Foot Tunnel Leading Towards Mexico
Imperial Beach, Calif -Border Patrol agents searching for illegal border crossers recently stumbled across the entrance to a tunnel which, when finished, would have crossed under the U.S. / Mexico border.
The tunnel is described as approximately six feet tall and four feet wide, running straight and level for approximately 65 feet. Dug into the side of a rocky hill, the entrance is much smaller, and initially looks like a natural hole. The carefully constructed shape of the tunnel, along with the lack of displaced dirt, suggest that the project was a major undertaking by those who constructed it.
Similar tunnels running under the border have been used for smuggling illegal narcotics. When completed, this particular tunnel would have allowed unknown people and items to enter the country undetected.
Agents are unsure who is responsible for the tunnel or how long ago construction began. **The land on which it is located is owned by the county of San Diego. **The San Diego County Sheriff’s Office was notified and asked to fill or destroy the tunnel in order to prevent injury to children or anyone else who might be tempted to explore it.
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I see I’m in good company.
Whoops. I didn’t mean to provoke the old thread moving into this new one. While i’m in the camp that thinks it shouldn’t have been closed (well, until we hear from the mods and CB as to what’s happening) I really don’t think we should continue it in here - I think this thread’s just questioning why it was closed, and I’d imagine people wouldn’t want THIS one also closed for the same reasons.
The thread was closed as it HAD gone far enough, and moderators were discussing some potential violations. I saw the potential for re-opening but we wanted to discuss a multitude of post reportings and e-mails first.
CBEscapee and Revenant Threshold, you have deliberately re-opened the issue after the thread has been closed. This is a formal warning – do not do this again.
I’m closing this now hijacked thread. Feel free to re-open one if you want to discuss the closing, but this has already turned into a clone of the old thread.