Mayo itself. I mean, olive or rape seed oil and raw egg yolk?
In China, you sometimes see hot Coca Cola with ginger and lemon on the menu. It’s not bad- tastes like a sweet, spicy tea.
Cook the macaroni from the cheapest off-brand box of mac and cheese you can find. Instead of mixing in the orange powder using milk and butter, stir it in with an undrained can of the cheapest tuna in oil you can find.
Yum, I tell you.
I love them, I put banana on them.