Zebra, darling, you know there’s no one else. (Well, except for Rebound Guy. But his name is Ben, and that’s lust, not love. :D) But no, no Grease songs for me.
Arrgh. So far, cow-orkers have suggested:
Oh great. Now my cd drive in my computer is stuck! I’ll be listening to A Perfect Circle for the rest of the day now.
It’s a plot, I tell ya! A plot to make me CRAZY!
Damn you all!
Now I have the Brady Bunch song, This is the song that never ends, It’s a small world AND the Love boat theme (the first few words that Second Guest posted, I’m not as old as you 
so I have just those few in here) ALL STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!
::Grabs 3 Doors Down, turns speakers way up::
One day, one night, Saturday’s alright
Online’s just fine, nighttime, anytime
GET YOUR DEGREE, SET YOURSELF FREE
NATIONAL AMERICAN UNIVERSITY!!!
:goes completely insane:
“We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun”
:: d&r ::
They got the mustard OUTT!!!
Ooooooo Politzania… That was cruel!
That damn thing just keeps going up an octave and never ends.
*Well I think I’m going out of my head.
Yes, I think I’m going out of my head
Over Youuuuuuuuu… *
And, if I might contribute in some small way to the putrefaction of your grey matter…
Jungle Boogie!
Jungle Boogie, yeah
Jungle Boogie!
Jungle Boogie, yeah…
[sub]You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?[/sub]
Oh it’s been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
My dreams are getting so strange
I’d like to tell you everything I see
Oh and see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she’s the passionate one
Oh Yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
[SUB]Ballroom Blitz by Sweet, 1975[/SUB]
I’ve tried. I’m almost in tears (;)), because I know this song is going to drive me crazy.
I did it. I finally broke down and found this. It’s all over, folks. This song has been permanantly seared into my brain.
My only consolation is that when I sent the link to pbrtallboy, it immediately started playing, and the people in the cubicles next to his were frowning.
MWAH HA HA HA!
If I can’t cure the disease, I can at least spread it around!
Your only hope is to come to NYC and have a marathon wild monkey sex sexsion with me.
(watch, that song will fly right out of her head now)
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship…”
I’m cured!
Oh, no I’m not. Heh heh… you said “sexsion”…
As a recovering Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder victim, I suggest either “You’re still the one” by Shania Twain, or “Pines of the Appian Way” by Respighi. Theoretically, “Hindi Sad Diamonds” from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack could work as well.
May the gods save you if THOSE songs aren’t powerful enough.
Ranchoth
Gimme a break,
Gime a break,
Break me off a piece of that
Kit Kat Bar…
Repeat as necessary. Near guaranteed to scramble out any other song residing in your brain.
“The Girl From Ipanema”. Definitely. Or, alternately, “Angry Johnny” by Poe. That song’s the Anti-Love Boat Theme, I think.
And zebra, what about giving me a marathon sex session? After all, I need it. Truly. Maybe we can do it on a Long Island Railroad train. 
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves
and this is how it goes:
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves
and this is how it goes:
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves
and this is how it goes…
Oh how happy I am that I do not know the theme song from Love Boat.
First person to trick me into clicking a link to it will suffer from The Wrath of Cecil.
[sub]I hope…[/sub]
No no no. Try the theme song to “Sealab 2021”.
If you haven’t and can’t find it, let me know. I’m always happy to… um… help. Yes, help.
FYI, the only person that frowned is a chick from England who’d never heard it before. It went something like this:
Me: “You should play this at your wedding this weekend – it’s romantical!”
Her: :rolleyes:
Gah! My friends and I saw this show and went around singing the exact same thing! :eek:
I don’t think any of us actually knows the words.