And goes great with Scotch.
(That being said, time for me
to have another).
(Picks self off of ground
and shakes away sawdust from
floor from where I slept)
A new day ,Friday
(the thirteenth)and I will slack
for work is no fun
won money playing
darts at the pub but lost it
playing billiards.
Vernor’s - it is THE
ONLY ginger ale, even
At a buck forty
THANK YOU SPACEWEFT for
I knew that there had to be
more friends of Vernors
Before it even
reaches my mouth, it makes me
sneeze a mighty sneeze
It’s four I cannot
wait until five for a cold
appetizing sip
Heaven, I’m in Hea-
ven, And my heart beats so that
I can hardly speak;
-quoted without permission from Irving Berlin
will you be angry
if I tell my opinion:
it tastes kinda weird
Nevertheless it’s
our Nation’s oldest soda
Says the internet
I painfully learned
A lesson about Vernor’s -
All heed my advice:
Never inhale while
Drinking the cold liquid gold
Choking, you’ll lose some
An acquired taste
Perhaps, r-maria-mp
But mothman speaks truth
(Sorry to mangle your name, but that’s how I hear it in my head )
I miss glass bottles
cans are not nearly as good
Vernors Floats- oh yes
Is there a twelve step
program for one such as me
so deep in Vernors
ecstasy? For truth
be told if I had to choose
'tween life or Vernors
I know who would loose.
Pathetic some would say but
they don’t know THE way.
Mike G. is okay
Vernors Floats sure are the best
on a summer day.