Barrel Aged, Bold Taste
Everday at five o’clock
I yearn to drink you
OH MIGHTY VERNORS
I BOW DOWN TO YOUR GREEN CAN
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD??
Shall my immortal
Soul perservere in Heaven
If no Vernors be.
I shall post and post
my love for Vernors here til
there be a reply.
or until my post
count reaches one that is not
under ninety-nine
once i bought a can
of mountain dew by mistake
and cried tears of grief
for you see the green
colour of the can confused
me as i was rushed
could it be that coke
and pepsi converted all
ginger ale lovers?
a girlfriend once tried
to pacify my cravings
with canada dry
I told her that we
should no longer date anymore
because I cheated
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So that I dont repeat the
Same Mistake Again)
I was shallow and
unhonest with her all for
a cold 20 ounce
She told me later
that she knew I lied, today
she likes to call me
but she still believes
that all ginger ales are the
same. Is there no hope?
cream and tart combined
with tiny bubble to form
dark matter that binds.
fifty five cents for
twelve fluid ounces or one
dollar for twenty
so I buy two cans
for one dollar ten and get
twenty-four ounces
I think that I am
beating “the system”, one day
Vernors may vanish
the way of pepsi
clear. Oh what a disaster
if that day should come
to the clan of moth
Vernors The Original
Ginger Soda is
the way and the light
for all mothmen and women.
caffeine free-no fat.