FriarTed - you fucking hypocrite

Whoah there skippy - I didn’t concede anything to Dio and I certainly didn’t to Shodan who was being his usual moronic self, making statements that aren’t the case as he does. I invited him to tell me why I’m so morally bankrupt and his answer was effectively “you just are”, hardly a crushing argument.

As for the (continuing) references to my religion, you can laugh all you want. Once again: I don’t care. If making Vampire/Satan jokes is working for you by all means go ahead, but it doesn’t bother me. If you’re waiting for some kind of apoplectic explosion of religiously-inspired self righteousness I wouldn’t hold your breath.

Furthermore if people want to pit me for anything I’ve said here (rather than simply leaving drive-by “hah, you Vampire!” posts) then they’re free to do so.

They do kind of write themselves, eh?

-Finn
Knight of the Sacred Pegasus

Thanks! We will do that.

The first rule of Vampire Club is you do not talk about Vampire Club!

Sweet, How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno, it’s never been done and the pile of ashes below is getting huge.

Only sunlight causes them to turn to ash. So unless the light bulb they are trying to change is near an open window, your statement is absolutely ludicrous.

Yes because in the science of Vampirism, it is imperative to be completely scientifically accurate… specially when telling a “Light bulb” joke.

It’s a trap!

What do you get when you cross a Vampire/Satanist?

Pitted.

And remember, kids, Twilight vampires don’t even ashify in the sun - they just sparkle! Like diamonds!

This one always cracks me up. :slight_smile:

What about the full-spectrum grow lights?

They might get a third degree burn, but they won’t turn to dust. Has to be natural light, because vampires are unnatural, ya see.

If you burn them up, but you cross the International Date Line backwards at the speed of light, do they come back to unlife?

Regards,
Shodan

Really? That’s very, very lame.

Which reminds me, when vampires get depressed, do they use black light therapy?

As they say elsenet, where I learned about the sparkly vampires, “Twilight means never having to say you’re kidding.”

It is very, very lame.

Every once in a while, sir, you say something that makes me reevaluate your merit…

Fair question. No, I wasn’t. It wasn’t till college that I made friends who had been. I’m just naturally morally outraged by anyone who preys on the innocent and I think that if God wants us to eradicate any human vermin (and I do), that’s a good place to start…

using the judicial system and only legal means, of course.

You do realize how this sort of imagery conforms perfectly to genocidal thinking, don’t you?