Fuck you, God. FUCK YOU!!!!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93883

She’s only 3 months old! She CAN’T die! IT’S NOT RIGHT!!!

Don’t you dare fucking take my kitten away-don’t don’t don’t…

Oh god…I’m sitting here, literally SCREAMING and hyperventilating. This can’t happen!!!

At least the cat is only a few months old, and you didn’t get a chance to really get to know her. I hope you feel better soon. Maybe you could get another cat?

Excuse me?

Didn’t get to know her? Get another cat?

With all due respect-fuck you.

If ANYTHING, the fact that she’s so young makes it worse. And we DID get to know her-I’m extremely attached and was looking forward to seeing her grow up.

Just go fuck off.

Geez Cap’n, that’s cold. I’m so sorry, Guin–one of my cats died in February, 16 years old. I know exactly how you feel.

Relax Guin- it’s a F-ing cat. What’s with the cursing of God? Makes me wonder what you do/say/curse when a person that you know, or don’t know gets sick or dies…
“HE WAS ONLY 98 YEARS OLD!!! F-U GOD!! F-GOD!!! IT’S SO UNFAIR YOU DUMB F-ING GOD!! F-ING EAT SHIT GOD!! IT’S NOT RIGHT YOU DICKHEAD GOD!!!”

You’re F’d.

Captain Amazing, that was amazing alright. Amazingly callous. You may not have intended it that way, since text is sometimes misleading, and if so, I ask you to reconsider your words.

bigneck - Nice troll, dude. :rolleyes: I’m not sure anyone could be more of an asshole that you are right now. You’ll have a very colorful and hopefully very short time here now.

Guinastasia, you can also try picking a troll-free place to rant and get some tea and sympathy too, if you know where I mean…

Yeah. I just lost the best cat in the entire world in August of 2000-my Fluffy-she too was sixteen and had been with me since I was six years old.

Tess is only three months old. She’s so sweet, and she just looks up at you like she thinks you’re a god. The vet when she was born wanted to have her put to sleep-because of her leg-but the woman insisted she’d find her a home. She beat SO many odds-the runt, being crippled, etc etc…only for this to happen.

Osama Bin Laden is still alive-but my kitten has to die? What kind of God allows that?

bigneck, get a life. that was a pointlessly mean post.
Guin, i’m sorry to hear about your cat. i still miss the dog i had as a child, and that was 15 years ago. so you have my sympathy, for what it’s worth.

Troll or not, I don’t see the cursing of God (in the subect-looking for attention,) on a message board as an effective way to deal with the loss/impending loss of a cat. I hope your time is less colorful Anthracite.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Christ people, have some compassion, or at least common courtesy.

That’s sad, Guin. I’m going to have to go hug my cat now.

Sorry if I sounded callous. I didn’t mean to be. I’m not an emotional person as it is, and it can be hard to express emotion online. What I was trying to say is that, since you only had the cat for a few months, you didn’t have time to have all the positive experiences with her that you would have if you had owned her for several years, for example, and so it might be a little easier to deal with your loss. I do sympathize though. My dog died a few years ago, when she was 6, of pancreatic cancer, and I felt bad about that, especially seeing her get worse and worse and knowing there was nothing I could do. It’s something, I think, the way you can get attached to animals like that.

I had thought that when an pet died, they encouraged you to get another one as soon as possible, so that you could forget about the loss. I might have that backwards, though. At any rate, my apologies for sounding callous, and I’m sorry to hear about your loss. I suppose, if you wanted, you could look at it this way. When she was born, the vet wanted to put her to sleep, but because of her mother’s owner’s insistance that she would find her someone who would take her, and your willingness to take her, the two of you together gave her 3 months of life she otherwise wouldn’t have had, so you were able to give her that at least.

I hate to hear that. It’s not fair, I know.

I’ve never had a pet, so I can’t pretend to understand the hurt, but I feel for you anyway.

(((((((Guin and kittycat)))))))))))

[assuming a belief in God]
Since God made us, and made us capable of feeling love, even for animals, and feeling grief when they died, and made anger a normal part of the grieving process, I cannot believe that He would mind someone directing their anger at him. I choose to believe that there is a reason for that phase of anger. I choose to believe that He would understand, and allow himself to be the target for that person’s anger, so that that person could grieve naturally.

For if one believes in God, one has to believe that He understands us far better than we can understand each other and loves us far better than we can love each other.

And if you, in your sanctimonious pseudo-piety choose to judge what God has wrought in the form of this person’s actions, you can stick your keyboard up your ass so far that you’re typing with your appendix.
[/assuming a belief in God]

{{{Guin}}} I love my two kitties, and I would have grieved for them the day I got them no less that I will if they both reach a happy extreme old age.

Am I the only one who finds Anthracite’s product plug in a thread like this a little…off-color?

So you are cursing God, over a mere cat?

Thank you, infidel.

Yes, she is cursing God over a mere cat.

Ye fools who judge, I am sorry for you. I hope one day you form a close bond with a cat. Perhaps then you will understand Guin’s suffering.

Until then, kindly step off and shut up. Unless you fancy pulling your teeth out of your own assholes.

Do you condone cursing God when one is upset? For that matter, to you condone anal/keyboard contact?

Guinastasia is a member over there, and we have a lot of cat lovers over there too, and have had several cat-oriented threads and subtopics lately. What are you really saying - that someone can’t recommend other avenues for commiserating with their friends? I hope you’re going to start doing this every time someone mentions Fathom, or else you’re going to look like a big old hypocrite. And you wouldn’t want that, right?

And your “product plug” statement is a flat out lie, because I in no way mentioned anything that told anyone where to go who did not already know where I was talking about. Evidently you did. So, what was your IP address again…?

Your problem is…what again? Don’t make me tax the server by searching to find out what your real problem is…actually, how about starting another Pit thread, so you stop shitting on this one, mmmkay? I mean, at least you could have posted that you had some basic human feelings towards Guinastasia and her sadness, but instead you came in here to attack me. Well, you start that thread, and I’ll be there.